[Chefelf]

Travolta saves trapped students
21/11/2003 - 11:35:06 am

John Travolta has rescued 26 students trapped in a lift.

He was visiting a New York college to give a lecture when he heard that the students due to meet him were stuck.

Travolta reportedly prised the doors open and said: "Hey kids, it's JT - everything's cool."

http://www.breakingn...tory122372.html

One of the foul-mouthed students was quoted as saying, "I was like 'JT?' I don't know who the fuck that is but I want to get off this fucking elevator. Then they prised the doors open and it was that Battlefield Earth guy. I was like, whatever, at least I'm off that motherfucker."

Thanks to Caolan for this one!

[Heccubus]

The guy that didn't know who he was is brilliant.

[civilian_number_two]

The guy that didn't know who he was is brilliant.

Well,

Yeah, but too bad that guy was invented by Nate.

I don't know what sort of lecture he was set to give at a "New York College," but whether it was on Scientology or Acting, I can think of people I'd rather hear from than Vinnie Barbarino.

Anyway, those were the students on their way to hear him lecture, so I'm guessing they knew who he was.

Here's a thought: do you think Mr Home Office would have bothered to help if their predicament wasn't holding up his own schedule? And what else is happening in the world that this makes the news? Aren't there some nude photos of somebody that I could be shocked by?

Mike.

[WalrusOfPlastic]

This is just evidence that all the attention we pay to individual celebrities is actually begining to give them super powers. (I just knew that was going to happen.)

I really love it when people refer to themselves in the third person and use a cheesy nick-name.

[Ninja Duck]

breakingnews.IE? I assume this means Ireland and not Internet Explorer? That would be creepy...

Why couldn't one of the students have pried it open? Why can only celebrities have superpowers? A certian schoolbus got stuck in the mud yesterday, but we didn't have to wait for Michael Jackson to come save the day...

[sinister grinner]

no no no no no. celebrities had super powers to begin with. gee.

[WalrusOfPlastic]

Why can only celebrities have superpowers?

This is because all that energy focused on one particular being has to have a significant effect on their physical selves. Of course, at first at first the body doesn't know how to handle it, but after a significant wearing down of the bodies defensive reflexes, long time celebrities like "J.T." begin to feel a new sense of power that can be chanelled in many different ways. Arnold Shwartzenager is a great example of this. Being naturally huge to begin with, his energy went towards mind control and now he has massive amounts of innocent civilians doing his bidding. I believe it's only a matter of time before the police force takes notice of this and begins to emblazen the clouds with a giant J.T. symbol in times of great peral.

[sinister grinner]

your right walrus. arnie used his mind powers to temporarily paralyze those women he groped. although it's funny how they only pressed charges when he started running for governor.

[Despondent]

I really love it when people refer to themselves in the third person and use a cheesy nick-name.

"Disco Stu doesn't advertise"

[Ninja Duck]

This is because all that energy focused on one particular being has to have a significant effect on their physical selves.

Hey, that makes perfect sense! "The law of conservation of energy", right? Thanks.

[sinister grinner]

the law of focus of energy. tch your silly.