Pies The Pie Thread
#91
Posted 29 July 2004 - 12:39 PM
#92
Posted 29 July 2004 - 01:17 PM
I like to say "there's order in my chaos," but nobody seems to listen...
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#94
Posted 30 July 2004 - 04:10 AM
When I was about thirteen, I used to keep my door locked at all times, whether I was inside or out, just to make sure only I could get in. This frustrated my mother, because she is the type who likes to barge into any room of the entire house anytime she likes. One morning before school, I was having a typical non-morning-person adolescent fit, and locked her out of my room while I huffily locked myself inside the bathroom to get ready. I don't remember why she wanted into my room that morning, but she went fully and completely mad.
She got a fuckoff huge hammer and beat my doorknob into submission.
The knob has never been replaced, so the lock doesn't work at all. Even if it did, it wouldn't make a difference because of all the abuse that door has taken over the years. At this point, my doorframe is broken and warped to the point where you don't even have to use the knob to open it, you can just push it a little and it'll swing right open.
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 30 July 2004 - 12:38 PM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#95
Posted 30 July 2004 - 05:00 AM
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#96
Posted 30 July 2004 - 07:08 AM
#98
Posted 30 July 2004 - 09:18 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#99
Posted 30 July 2004 - 09:27 AM
But stuff like year book signatures, for instance. My mum and dad always want to read my year book signatures at the end of the year, and ofcourse my friends write in all of these horrible sexual innuendos and other stuff found to be highly innapropriate by my parents. So I've taken to showing the yearbook to my parents as soon as I get it, and then get it signed the next day.
#100
Posted 30 July 2004 - 01:39 PM
Fortunatly, the parental rifling-through-stuff stops at my mum putting away clothes for me. Dad's not been in there properly for years, and my siblings are just outright banned. There's nothing cool in there anyway really...
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#102
Posted 31 July 2004 - 03:41 AM
That, and my notebooks. NOBODY touches my notebooks without my express permission! :angry:
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#103
Posted 31 July 2004 - 08:38 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#105
Posted 02 August 2004 - 07:09 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?