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#1 Chyld

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Posted 05 May 2007 - 06:20 PM

Don't worry, I'm not going to actually update this site.

I'm having a lot of laughs with my YouTube videos, but I want to do one of thsoe "bell end answers questions" things. Along the lines of Ask Yahtzee, or Ask Bared, or Ask A Ninja. Only without being either up my own ass, an Australian TV guy, or a ninja. So if you've found this, feel free to ask a question, and if it ticklews me right, I'll answer it.

Just make sure I can answer it, mkay?

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#2 Emu

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Posted 07 May 2007 - 12:12 PM

Why is my math textbook not a sandwich?

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#3 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 07 May 2007 - 03:09 PM

Why does a fedora inexplicably add 12+ points to any person's Sexiness Ability?

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.

#4 Prodian

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Posted 08 May 2007 - 01:17 AM

Why can't I play the saxophone?

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#5 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 08 May 2007 - 02:12 AM

(Hehe, Prodian, I can't help but want to tell you to "put down the ducky, if you want to play the saxophone!" And anyone who gets that, I'll love you forever.)

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.

#6 Spann

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Posted 16 July 2007 - 06:47 AM

QUOTE

(Hehe, Prodian, I can't help but want to tell you to "put down the ducky, if you want to play the saxophone!" And anyone who gets that, I'll love you forever.)

*Strains*.....
It's the muppets...
Gaaaaaah...

ERNIE TRYING TO LEARN THE SAXAPHONE AND ASKING AN OWL WHY!!

I get it.

This post has been edited by Spann: 16 July 2007 - 06:47 AM

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#7 Bond

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Posted 03 August 2007 - 09:59 PM

Why am I only a Legend?

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#8 TheOrator

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Posted 03 August 2007 - 10:14 PM

QUOTE (Bond @ Aug 3 2007, 09:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Why am I only a Legend?

What the hell are you talking about only a legend?

What do you want to be next, God?

EDIT: This is not the FR IRC Channel.

This post has been edited by TheOrator: 03 August 2007 - 10:15 PM

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nooooo

#9 Bond

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Posted 03 August 2007 - 10:28 PM

Oh, dear. Sorry.

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#10 TheOrator

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Posted 03 August 2007 - 10:29 PM

QUOTE (Bond @ Aug 3 2007, 10:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Oh, dear. Sorry.

I am sorry, but really, what are you expecting to get after another mere one hundred and sixty seven posts?

"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
-John Carpenter's They Live

"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space

nooooo