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#31
Posted 12 February 2008 - 12:36 PM
#32
Posted 12 February 2008 - 12:43 PM
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#33
Posted 12 February 2008 - 01:05 PM
Unless somebody gives me a reason not to.
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#35
Posted 12 February 2008 - 02:35 PM
Seconded. High-five.
#36
Posted 13 February 2008 - 04:28 AM
If you want a new product key just ring up Microsoft and they'll give you one. That's what I did when I found the hard drive I purchased came with a copy of XP Pro and no product key. I just pretended to be completely inept and the woman on the other end probably thought it was less trouble to just generate another key for me.
"Okay Mr M, so which version of Windows do you have?"
"Oh, I dunno... XP? Is it? It might be."
"What does it say on the screen?"
"Errrr... there's something that looks like a button... I think it might be a button..."
Oh, and joshofalltrades, please keep posting about Linux and operating systems, you're funnier than Yahtzee.
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#37
Posted 13 February 2008 - 09:26 AM
If so, no big deal, I can talk about other stuff. Whatchoo guys wanna talk about?
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#38
Posted 13 February 2008 - 01:27 PM
If you want a new product key just ring up Microsoft and they'll give you one. That's what I did when I found the hard drive I purchased came with a copy of XP Pro and no product key. I just pretended to be completely inept and the woman on the other end probably thought it was less trouble to just generate another key for me.
"Okay Mr M, so which version of Windows do you have?"
"Oh, I dunno... XP? Is it? It might be."
"What does it say on the screen?"
"Errrr... there's something that looks like a button... I think it might be a button..."
Oh, and joshofalltrades, please keep posting about Linux and operating systems, you're funnier than Yahtzee.
Sounds like a good idea, but I've got a dodgy copy from PC Repair Shop Man who annoyed me, because it took him so long to work out hat took me 2 minutes.
Phone conversation:
Me - "Um, my computer won't switch on, it won't even enter BIOS, I think it might be the motherboard."
PCRSM - "Right, I'm just going to scan your hard drive with my special virus scanner through my computer."
Me - "But..."
PCRSM - "Don't worry, I've got all the latest updates and everything!"
Me - "But it won't even boot up into the BIOS, the hard drive doesn't get to do anything! Have you even tried switching it on!?"
PCRSM - "Um, no... Sorry, it's usually a virus..."
Me- "Well, is it to do with the motherboard?"
PCRSM - "I don't think so."
2 days later:
PCRSM - "It's really weird, I just can't get your computer to switch on."
Me - "Yes, I know that."
PCRSM - "I've put in a new hard drive and power unit, it works now."
Me - "OK, so what's the problem?"
PCRSM - "I don't know."
Days later again:
PCRSM - "I can get you your computer back to you soon. Do you have a copy of your OS installation disk?"
Me - "No. Well, not a working one, just part of a trial..."
PCRSM - "Do you want me to put on Windows XP for you?"
Me - "How much will it cost?"
PCRSM - "About £100."
Me - "I'll just do it myself, I can get it cheaper."
[annoying conversation where I have to convince him that a fiver means something to me]
PCRSM - "I'll tell you what, I can put on one of my special copies of XP for about £20. I've got a lot of licences but when Microsoft brought out Vista a few months later, they changed all the rules and now I can't really use these. It'll be a bit unfair on Microsoft."
Me - "So, what's the difference? And it's not like Bill Gates is short of money." (It was a bad joke, but he still didn't get it...)
PCRSM - "Well, you can't get IE7 or WMP11."
Me - "So it's just like the free trial, only infinite?"
PCRSM - "No, it's nothing like that. It won't bug you about getting it validated." (Which it has, many times)
Me - "So it's pretty much the same other than that then?"
[pointless argument about this, because he's retarded. And I was right.]
Me -"So yeah, I'll go for the £20 one then."
PCRSM - "Fine."
Many days later (again):
[Annoyingness as he continued to no finish working on my computer]
Days later:
[I get my computer, with a shitty 13GB hard drive]
PCRSM - "The whole SATA side of your hard drive had blown."
Me - *Fumes, but ends up paying £100 for a now sub-standard PC"
*Not exact conversations. But pretty darn similar! It was months ago...
The moral of that story is, "fix computers yourself." I now the Motherboards was broken, for £100 I could've gotten a decent new motherboard, kept all my stuff, and had use of everything SATA! I basically want him dead. Oh, and the copy of Windows isn't legal enough for me to bother. In fact, I can't be bothered anyway. I could get one for £95 or whatever if I really wanted. And I will never go to a PC repair shop again. Well, not that one...
#39
Posted 13 February 2008 - 05:57 PM
I actually bought a copy of XP Home because I had no idea there was a copy of Pro on the hard drive I had bought. I now have the package sitting next to me unopened, a £60 paperweight. I'll need to find some way to shift it. Might even make a profit if I strike at the right time.
Oh jesus no, josh, I didn't mean it to be read as sarcasm. I actually truly meant that your posts on this subject I found very funny. Looks like we've become too cynical in this forum now.
On this subject, mind.
#40
Posted 13 February 2008 - 06:23 PM
Since we're still talking about operating systems, does anybody remember Windows ME? I think that particular product was formed by shoving a Commodore 64 directly into the anus of the worst programmer at Microsoft, then explosively defecated 2 years later onto Bill Gates' desk whereupon he said, "Sounds good. Let's charge $200 for it."
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#41
Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:02 PM
My theory is that an economist at Microsoft was writing a paper on the gullibility of the public and passed a few ideas past old billy so he could use first hand research.
#43
Posted 14 February 2008 - 06:01 AM
That is one badass baby.