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Harry Harmful Must Be Stopped You heard me?

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Posted 10 May 2004 - 12:06 AM

Harry Harmful Must Be Stopped. Need I Say More?

If you could go on a date with any character in Company X, who would it be? Personally, I would choose Sweater Girl. She looks hot in AND OUT of her sweater.
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 01:17 AM

This should be in the Company X forum.
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 01:50 AM

But the lanceandeskimo forum is a common place to discuss the article of the day.
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 03:55 AM

I would date Sweater Girl also.

If I was a girl I would date Boss Shark

If I had to choose one character that best described me, I would say....Boss Shark

If I had to choose one person I could kill and or hurt, I would say......Hugh Mantee



Hi chef. I don't ask for much out of life. But there is one thing I would like to get before I pass on. I would like to be immortalized somehow. I doubt I will ever have this chance again.... SO HERE IT IS

Make me a character in Company X or at the very least make me a background guy in one of the slides.

I have blue eyes, brown hair. I look ok. I'm 6 feet tall, about 174 lbs.

Thanks.

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Posted 10 May 2004 - 06:31 AM

Do you REALLY think being in Company X would make you immortalized?

I really need to get back to the drawing board.... LITERALLY! There is only one comic left before we run out. sad.gif

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Posted 11 May 2004 - 12:05 PM

Well then, does that rule out guest strips at all?

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:05 AM

Oh come on, out of ideas already? I'm horrible with following through but I'm great with ideas!

Howabout an earnings scandal:

Boss Shark: From now on all employees are required to invest in company X for their profit.

SG: How does that profit us?

BS: It might.

Hugh Manatee: Sir, sir there's been a horrible error with our accounting! It appears that someone's switched my red ink pen with my black ink pen!

BS: Shut it!

HM: But you don't understand this mysterious occurence completely reverses our margins of profits and lo...

Repo Men: -Begin hauling off Hugh while he sits at his desk-

BS: As you can see there's never been a better time to invest in company x stock.

Cut to scene of Hugh Manatee with repo men

HM: Not the biscuits too!

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 03:43 PM

But then Company X would go out of business! We can't have that!
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 08:43 PM

huh.gif Well, I think that Harry Harmful definately needs to be found out and STOPPED!! But, I also believe that you need to provied closure about the baby killing, Chef Elf! Also, what is up with this new character, the "Trust dog?" Is he Harmful's lacky or something of that sort? Anyway, I thought that the idea about the repo. guy was slightly funny and that he may be on to something there, obviously NONE of us wants to see COmpany X go under, so you can not let that happen. You ought to let Boss Shark get his own back at Harry!! biggrin.gif



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Posted 26 May 2004 - 03:44 AM

Ah but dosn't Harry Harmful have company X's accounts which look really good since positive and negative are reversed by BS's switching of the pens? Couldn't he trick Hugh into signing over all of company X's profits for the quarter to rival corp? Then Rival corp would be horribly in debt and company x would be fine.

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 06:21 PM

All of these questions and more will be explained* in the new exciting strips!! **











* Except it probably won't.

** When I get around to writing them.
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