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Posted 21 September 2009 - 10:06 AM

View PostKirel, on 20 September 2009 - 11:44 PM, said:

So even though Yahtzee has now identified as celibate, and doesn't appear to fit my personal definition of an asexual (though I think he fits AVEN's?), I am putting him on my Awesome Asexuals list anyway. Why?

Because he wrote this.

"It's like I've eaten spam a few times from a few popular brands and in a few serving suggestions, and found I'm not really keen on spam, 'cos it's salty and slimy and looks like something you might find in the alien queen's litter box. But I've found myself in a world that's completely obsessed with spam. People spend their entire lives in pursuit of spam. Every single advert on TV sells their product by placing it alongside spam. Movies have to work in at least one spam scene to reach the broadest audience. People break up and get divorced because they don't exchange enough spam. Soldiers are given time out to go have some spam. Low-risk prisoners are given spam visiting rights. People die for spam. Entire economies have been based around spam. Selling spam is the world's oldest profession. The lack of spam has been linked to mental disorders. The only thing getting teenagers through difficult puberty is the thought of one day getting to have spam of their very own.

And when I explain to people that I'm not that into spam they tell me I must be some kind of hopeless cissy girl, or that I just haven't found the right spam yet. It feels like when a theist says "I'll pray for you." Or when a parent of some hideous mewling womb dropping says "You'll understand when you have one of your own." Quite infuriating. It's just tinned meat, guys."

DEAR GOD THANK YOU FOR BEN CROSHAW, SERIOUSLY. Yahtzee, you have said exactly what asexuals everywhere are thinking every day, and said it in an amusing way. I thank you.



I very much agree with this. Right now I wouldn't call my self celibate I'm just taking a break from relationships because I'm tired of them right now. They're a hell of a lot of work. All I want to do is spend some time on my own figure some stuff out and get my life in order before I take another shot at the whole girlfriend thing. But some people think it's weird that I'm a 21 year old guy who isn't try to score every bit of tail I can lay hands on. People are too obsessed with sex like if you're not getting it or obsessively seeking it that somehow makes you some kind of crazy person.
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 10:20 PM

Huzzah for asexuality! I've identified as such for at least six or seven years, which I think means I now have asexual street cred. (The very best kind) As for the awesome question, I do not know. But I can totally see why Yahtzee would want to convert. Nothing against vapid groupies, just I imagine that more of them play host to cock-falling-off-disease than other groups, such as, say, people writing for internet humor websites. Lets keep it that way.

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 28 September 2009 - 08:25 PM

Personally, I think I might possibly be celibate, in much the same way as yahtzee describes himself.
But, I'm also still young and experimenting, y'know?


Actually, last semester, I was trying to organise a "neuter pride", (or celibacy pride, or asexual pride, it never got so far we discussed the name), parade or something, but we found it really hard to find/identify people who identify themselves as celibate, so it never got off the ground. I'm not convinced that it's because there are very few neutral gendered people.
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Posted 29 September 2009 - 02:46 PM

I learned in sex ed that you shouldn't experiment with celibacy before you're married. Wait. No, that's not it. I'm sure I learned something in sex ed...
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Posted 30 September 2009 - 07:08 PM

See,while I agree that sex as a subject seems to be something of a chimera people rely on to better mesh into whatever the current moral stance is in fashion nowadays,I fail to see the need to create a movement or a school out of one personal's opinion or position regarding said stance.
What is the reason behind this need to create a group and seek converts that seems to be so common of our species?
Why is it so often that if a large number of people like apples and someone likes pears instead,he/she will go out of the way to promote and increase the number of people who suscribe to his/her particular taste?

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 07:17 PM

'Cos it sucks to be in the minority in any way, and people will instinctively dislocate their arsecheeks in an effort to prove that they are not, in fact, in minority even when it's obvious that they are. Not that their minority status necessarily matters to anyone. In the meantime, they also fail to notice that they would have been better off if they'd just shut the fuck up from the beginning and kept their opinions to themselves. Yours truly included. So I shall do that now.

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Posted 03 October 2009 - 11:35 PM

This comic is amusing and relevant.
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Posted 04 October 2009 - 10:17 AM

Thanks for the link, those comics are quite good.
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Posted 04 October 2009 - 08:40 PM

Hark! A Vagrant! is ALWAYS awesome. It makes me grin ridiculously.
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Posted 06 October 2009 - 05:13 PM

View PostNinja Duck, on 04 October 2009 - 12:35 AM, said:


I have a copy of that comic taped to my door. =)
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 02:25 PM

I study programming, so I guess I'm not gonna get laid for a long time.

Also thanks for the link, Duck.
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 03:07 PM

View PostGame Over, on 13 October 2009 - 09:25 PM, said:

I study programming, so I guess I'm not gonna get laid for a long time.

How's work on those fembots coming along anyway?

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 05:00 PM

Slight problem climbing out of the uncanny valley.
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 08:36 PM

View PostGobbler, on 18 October 2009 - 09:07 PM, said:

How's work on those fembots coming along anyway?

Fembots? That would be just weird. Making a fembot is even more weird.

View PostNinja Duck, on 18 October 2009 - 11:00 PM, said:



Fo-- oh, excuse me...FAUX NEWS! HURHURRRR!!!

Heard something similar to this about some guy in Scotland.

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 12:13 AM

View PostGame Over, on 20 October 2009 - 03:36 AM, said:

Fembots? That would be just weird. Making a fembot is even more weird.

What are you implying?

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