Happy Birthday Karlee
#18
Posted 14 June 2005 - 05:30 AM
If you don't belive in leprachauns, may I at least warn you about the gnomes. They're very real, and very cunning little bastards.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#23
Posted 15 June 2005 - 11:18 AM
No, you see pirates share all the loot/wenches/other aboard ship, and the Captain has ultimate power to decided who does what job.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#28
Posted 15 June 2005 - 04:51 PM
QUOTE (Karlee @ Jun 15 2005, 04:23 PM)
Pirates are so rugged and manly
Speak for yourself.
And that's not a piratemobile, that's a damn car with a jolly roger painted on the hood. If that's the qualification, hell, I could get a can of spraypaint and go knock up twenty piratemobiles right now. Hell, why not a pirate wall or a pirate sidewalk while I'm at it?
Worst piratemobile ever.
This post has been edited by Rhubarb: 15 June 2005 - 04:53 PM
#29
Posted 15 June 2005 - 05:23 PM
Shut up. That's a wicked pirate-mobile.
Also, if you go on a crusade to make pirate-mobiles, I'll love you long time. Gosh, that would be neat. On the news it'd be all "20 pirate-mobiles have immersed overnight in the downtown area. The culprit is yet to be apprehended"
Shweet.
Also, if you go on a crusade to make pirate-mobiles, I'll love you long time. Gosh, that would be neat. On the news it'd be all "20 pirate-mobiles have immersed overnight in the downtown area. The culprit is yet to be apprehended"
Shweet.
#30
Posted 16 June 2005 - 01:33 AM
"This just in, some prat is going around spraypainting crude skulls over a bunch of stuff for some reason. Police are said to be annoyed. When questioned, real pirates insist that they had nothing to do with the felonies, claiming to be 'disgusted' at such a pathetic attempt at piracy, and have stated that they will personally 'gut the landlubber like a fishie' when the perpetrator is apprehended. In other news, there's been yet another report of legions of small, green, drunken people breaking into the homes of prominent politicians, tying the victims to their beds whilst making lewd suggestions and gestures, painting red hammer-and-sickle logos on the walls and furniture, and loudly making off with the silverware and contents of the booze cabinet."