Joke Thread
#47
Posted 12 April 2006 - 10:47 AM
It may not make sense at the moment because I need a colour of your choice first.
People are suppose to state the colours they prefer first in this joke.
Quite simply could you please state a colour you prefer?
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 12 April 2006 - 10:54 AM
#49
Posted 12 April 2006 - 11:20 AM
Silver.
Unusual colour for I what am stating here but I have seen before.
Sometime before, this joke was in connection to that.
Now then:
If you met someone called "Clair", what hair colour would you prefer that person to have?
(A hair colour and not "The current one.")
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 12 April 2006 - 11:50 AM
#50
Posted 12 April 2006 - 11:53 AM
Sometime before, this joke was in connection to that.
Now then:
If you met someone called "Clair", what hair colour would you prefer that person to have?
(A hair colour and not "The current one.")
The joke is quite simple maybe from another kind of sense but appears indirectly into something else, after I hear another colour to do with hair.
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 12 April 2006 - 11:57 AM
#52
Posted 12 April 2006 - 05:03 PM
Okay, now then, what happened to the "e" in "clair"?
#54
Posted 12 April 2006 - 05:14 PM
That is one answer to the other sense.
Yes, "multi meaning", appears to be but I really mean this:
http://www.donutking...s/dk/eclair.jpg
A typical answer to the other side of this question:
(Okay, now then, what happened to the "e" in "clair"?)
The jam became literal.
I think of this person called "clair" as an "eclair" with jam topping. Also remembering and considering the term, "They are so sweet I can eat them."
Also forgetting something that may be obvious to me, "jam" in relation to the colour "red."
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 12 April 2006 - 05:31 PM
#55
Posted 12 April 2006 - 06:24 PM
The next day, the fighting resumes. And the Germans charge, and the kid points his broomstick and says "Bangity bangity" and they fall over dead. And they get closer, and he says points the butter knife and says "Stabbity stabbity." And they start bleeding, and die. Eventually, this kid's the last guy on the battlefield. And he sees a little German walking towards him, so he points the stick and says "Bangity bangity" and nothing happens. So the guy gets closer, and he says "Stabbity stabbity" and nothing happens. And then the German walks up to him, pushes him over, walks over him, and the kid dies.
And the little German goes off into the distance saying "Tankity tankity tankity"
That was one of the single greatest laughs ever.
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#58
Posted 13 April 2006 - 06:22 AM
Another abbreviation.
Seriously that is a joke I see.
I need a colour to a hair for someone called "Clair."
"What hair colour would you like you Clair to have?"
For example: black.
What happened to the "e" in "clair"?
(Dark chocolate eclair.)
An answer could be: It became literal for the chocolate topping.
Or "She was remembered as too much of a cake" by her name.
Virtually: "(One) could become an easy target for their hair colour."
But not in all cases though.
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 13 April 2006 - 06:44 AM
#60
Posted 13 April 2006 - 11:12 AM
Everything I might say seems to have been repeated elsewhere and before.
By finding other similar words and finding the differences, then compare those differences as to why the letter was not in place to an object. Not so difficult for me to see.
Upon reading until now, I mistook the word "you" to the word "your."
"What hair colour would you like you[r] Clair to have?"
As for having a cold, that could explain why I am suffering from "blindspots."
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 13 April 2006 - 11:33 AM