First, the prospective saint must be no longer
Second, if they are found to be virtuous they must be recognized as nifty people!
Third, they must have performed a myracle, such as a 48 hour tetris marathon, watching the entire starwars holiday special, or performing a stunt they saw on Jackass successfully.
Fourth, they must perform another myracle.
Now, as for my candidate.
To the best of my knowledge seanbaby no longer updates.
He has been a relentless crusader for good causes, such as making comics encouraging kids who repeat stunts from Jackass to eat broken glass, making fun of lots of ignorant people, and continuously mocking the stupid warning lables that appear on everything, and the people who sue those who do not put enough warning lables on things. Truly, he is a virtuous fellow and deserves to be honored.
As for myracles? Well, he has set off a large array of fireworks, glue, and plastic toys in his driveway and managed to avoid both burns and arrest while photodocumenting the entire thing as shown here:
http://www.seanbaby....l/fireworks.htm
You would think that nearly dying for his faith once would stop him but oh no, he decided to risk life and limb and, indeed, stomach. The next fourth of july Seanbaby (soon to be known as Saint Seanbaby) not only made a Japanese meal out of food that was entirely labeled in a language he did not speak (and ate it!) but he set off a fuckload of fireworks illegally once again. A true role model. Hail Saint Seanbaby!
http://www.seanbaby....mericarules.htm