Zero Punctuation: Manhunt
#18
Posted 27 September 2007 - 09:01 AM
Yo know what the difference between yo momma and my washing machine is?
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I drop a load in it.
This post has been edited by joshofalltrades: 27 September 2007 - 09:01 AM
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The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
#22
Posted 28 September 2007 - 04:10 PM
<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
#24
Posted 29 September 2007 - 07:54 PM
Your momma's so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.
Your momma is so ugly your dad takes her to work with him just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
#25
Posted 30 September 2007 - 09:40 AM
The Prodian Anthology
#26
Posted 30 September 2007 - 09:46 AM
This post has been edited by Sniffles: 30 September 2007 - 09:47 AM
#27
Posted 30 September 2007 - 09:51 AM
You aren't very good at this.
Yo momma so fat she tripped on the corner of 1st and landed on 122nd!
Aw yeah!
The Prodian Anthology
#29
Posted 30 September 2007 - 03:32 PM
Congratulations are in order for your good taste, then.
#30
Posted 30 September 2007 - 04:07 PM
Yo momma so fat she tripped on the corner of 1st and landed on 122nd!
Aw yeah!
O fie, fie! Well, sir, your mother's odor is so offensive to my olfactory senses, that, were I in her presence, I would probably need a clothespin to block off my nasal passages, quite hopefully allowing no room for such a ghastly stench to hinder my progress in the day's work. Forgive my digression but, I would go so far as to say that your mother's smell is reminiscent of curdled milk. Perhaps milk of a goat.