"Wank and Sticky"
"Whack and Ziki."
"Grunt and Squeak."
"Main characters are a brash dude with stupid hair and his aggressively cute monkey friend voiced by some painfully shrill [something] thing."
"*uninterested tone*and the antagonist is some hot girl in mini skirt."
"Now, all it needs to do is to use dispensed panties and depress the ChinASE." Surely Fear Effect was probably the only Chinese action game which made millions (not sure if it did depress its own people with Hana's enormous breasts).
"UND PRECISELY VON."
"Patriot deity of gimmicky pointless bull shit."
*Wanking off the Wii remote while the in-game character is holding a hammer, doing nothing*
"Hints are totally useless while the internet still exists."
"...Which you probably could if you're an average wiier, but statistically, you're 8 years old."
"My roommate said it was like his ear canal was raped by a man wearing a sanned paper condom...not his exact words obviously." Poor roommate
Apparently Rock Band wont be out till may.
What is this?!
http://en.wikipedia....arances_in_newsQUOTE
My favorite death was in "The Neverhood" when you jump in the drain. It tells you you'll die if you do that, but if you do it anyway (and who wouldn't) then you're treated to a sight of your Claymation hero literally falling off the face of the world.
If you have played or seen the sequel, you could find out what actually could happen to Klayman, but instead happened to Klogg.