[Bond]

What, no attention to mine?

[civilian_number_two]

All right. One freaky dominatrix pirate named Jane Sherwood coming up Bond. That should take this thing some place comedic.

Might be a while though since I'm pretty busy, so if someone else hads other plans, by all means go with them.

Barend?

[Jane Sherwood]

"Character design"? And I'm pretty sure I've already posted pictures of the actual Jane.

Also, I'm going to pretend I didn't read that bit about drawing me as a freaky dominatrix pirate.





Or I'll break your fingers.

[Despondent]

This really does look like fun. Where are the instructions layed out?

[Just your average movie goer]

I think the instructions are at the start. Basically, they're like this -

- No copying and pasting other people's artwork
- MS Paint only
- One panel at a time (but I generally ignore this one)
- No Bond references

Also, don't worry, SpoonPoetic. I wasn't deeply upset or anything. Yeah, I was debating the comment ~ but I was debating it in a light-hearted manner. Actually, to be honest, I also think I pushed things too far in that panel. Don't worry. I'm not condoning groping or anything - I am actually against that stuff in real life. I'd still argue that the monkey attack would be far more traumatic though.

Now, I feel like I've dug myself into a deep hole and I can't get out.

Ah, Jane. That picture is the real you. Civilian and I were thinking more along the lines of your pirate avatar.

[Slade]

Depondent:

Here's the deal. Look at the panel above yours and pick up where they left off.

Rules:

MSPaint and nothing else.

You have to pick up where they left off; no completely changing the characters and scene with no connection whatsoever to the previous panel.

Size must be 400 by 400, in the unlikely event that this comic becomes really funny and someone decides to compile it together neatly into a strip.

You can't just edit the previous comic; you have to start from scratch every time.

Other than that, anything goes. Drawings don't have to be good, just halfway coherent. Onward!

That's the first post of this thread.

Jane: Aww... You look so unhappy/nervous. You need to get your cartoon hands on your stabbin' knife.

Edit: I was usurped by JYAMG. He gets off for posting more than one panel in a row because he contributes a lot and keeps things going when other people aren't. And the rules say we need to in some way follow previous panels, so no total non-sequiturs and stuff. Yay!

This post has been edited by Slade: 05 September 2007 - 03:40 PM

[Despondent]

I could have checked the first post, but I love when I get to tell people "look for the obvious, idiot". Consider it a public service.


But I can gloat that I don't have MS paint, or any MS programs for that matter. I've stayed out of this so far, suppose I'll continue to do so.

[Slade]

Well, I think it's also ok to use another program, it just has to be a VERY primitive graphics program such as Paint. Good for you for not using MS products, though!

[Bond]

In the continuation of Chefelf's epic saga, The MSPaint Comic Game Thing:

[Jane Sherwood]

All right. One freaky dominatrix pirate named Jane Sherwood coming up Bond. That should take this thing some place comedic.

Civilian and I were thinking more along the lines of your pirate avatar.

Still, I think I'd really rather you didn't.

Especially a dominatrix. That's just...a whole world of NO.

No, no, no, no, no.

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 05 September 2007 - 09:03 PM

[Otal Nimrodi]

And, in case you didn't know, the next word was going to be no. And not, you know, fish.

[civilian_number_two]

Ok, Jane. Understood. You'd like her to have longer hair.

As for this whole "dominatrix" thing, I wasn't going for that. Your pirate incarnation just likes to dress nice and has Jimmy Choo stilletos and fishnet stockings. Secretly though she's a bottom, into hard spanking and light bondage. Does that work?

[Jane Sherwood]

WORLD OF NO.

Really. Not funny.

And no more pirate avatar.

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 05 September 2007 - 10:28 PM

[civilian_number_two]

Yikes. All right; sexy schoolgirl with book on head it is!

[Jane Sherwood]

Said schoolgirl in the picture is twelve.

I'm serious.

Don't. Even. Fucking. Go there.

Any sexual imagery or insinuations involving the name, character, or image of Jane Sherwood or her creator/host is strictly prohibited.

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 06 September 2007 - 12:48 AM