Jane, do a good one.
MG, for a while now, I've had a certain scenario in my head:
Trent and Jenkins in a car, chatting by the side of the road, when suddenly, a black limosine races past, carrying Wilkins in a neck brace and Cynthia with a big-*ss machine gun. She points it at our heroes, blasts a couple of bullets at them, and the limo goes screeching over the bend.
Trent gets up, mutters "
Wilkins", and walks over to the car door and gets in. He turns to his friend and says "
Jenkins, it's Wil--", only to be greeted with the sight of a smoking hole in Jenkins' forehead.
As a nearby alien walks up to the car, Trent pulls his friend's body onto his lap and begins caressing it. Noticing the alien, our lone hero says, "
It's all right. It's quite all right, really. He's having a rest. We'll be going on soon. There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world." After a moment, he collapses crying, and we then see a caption:
TRENT AND JENKINS
WILL RETURN IN
DIAMONDS AREN'T FOREVERI know, it's violent,
and it has a Bond reference, but it's been stuck in my head ever since I first wondered what Wilkins would do for revenge. Also, it's a pretty decent conclusion.