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'The Batman' Sucks The new cartoon show

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Posted 11 September 2005 - 10:55 PM

The new cartoon show 'The Batman' makes me pissed off to an extreme that has only been met when I found out that Crispen Glover would play The Joker. It sucks, they went out of their way to make ALL the villans unrelated to thier former selfs. And really, what is batman without his rouges gallery.

The Joker looks as if he came from a fucking rave with green dreadlocks and a damned strait-jacket. The Catwoman has huge orange glasses that do nothing but detract from her charicter because all you can think about is 'damn those are huge fucking glasses'. The Riddler looks like Marilyn Manson...

Marilyn Fucking Manson

God damned am I angry at this pile of shit. It serves nothing more than to sell toys and offend people who actually know what Batman really is.
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Posted 11 September 2005 - 11:46 PM

I'm really angry too.It seriously offended all the Batman villains. I mean, The Penguin knows kung-fu and she has some ninja henchgirls with claws!

And also, the show doesn't care about the story. Only the action. This thing can never beat the true and original Batman: The Animated Series!

(Tough the last season was better than the first one that sucked.)
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 10:40 AM

Same as the new Ninja Turtles...
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 05:06 PM

The new riddler is gay....... crying.gif I want the old Batman animated series back!!!
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 05:19 PM

although i recently bought a "the batman" frisbee.
it makes me happy, just like andy dick, my youth intern
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 08:05 PM

I saw exactly three and a half minutes of "The Batman," and you know what the only thing I could think was?

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO THE JOKER?!

...Why? crying.gif
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 08:24 PM

Why don't they just bring back the older yet glorious cartoons of our youths?
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 09:38 PM

I can Old Batman watch it...at 4 o clock (night).... sad.gif I can only watch it in vacations crying.gif
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 10:10 PM

Gramarical help: "'Batman: the Animated Series' only comes on at 4 o'clock at night. sad.gif I can only watch it while I'm on vacation crying.gif "

Not to be mean, but you said you wanted help with your engrish.

Jane: Exactily, but I did hear that he recently doned the good ole purble suit. It's one case of 'too little, too late'
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 10:24 PM

Doesnt anybody care that the youth intern at my church is ANdy Dick?!?
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 11:18 PM

Batman The Animated Series (1992-1995) is available in a 3-volume long DVD pack. Don't forget "The Mask of the Phantasm".
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Posted 13 September 2005 - 05:25 PM

i rented that movie one day, it was awsome!!!
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Posted 13 September 2005 - 05:28 PM

I just have that little "The baaatmaaan" thing stuck in my head.
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Posted 13 September 2005 - 06:43 PM

I've only seen volume three for sale anywhere, but I can't get it because I can't risk buying anything over thirty dollars due to the fact that my mother monitors my debit spendings. I wish I could see Mask of the Phantasm, but I haven't been able to find a copy to rent anywhere and I'm as paranoid about going into the children's section of video stores as some men are about going into the porn section.

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Posted 13 September 2005 - 07:14 PM

[freud] that sounds like you made a unintentional mistake, which clearly shows your subconscious. Akin to a Fruedian Slip. [/freud]

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