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A funny thing happened... while I was dressing Otal in drag

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Posted 11 September 2005 - 09:07 AM

Six inches, actually. And to quote Terry Pratchett, "No matter what society does, it seems to remain a fixed fact that girls of about the age of seven are magnetically attracted to the color pink." Actually, that's probably not the exact quote, but close enough.
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Posted 11 September 2005 - 09:10 AM

This drag dressing story really seems like an episode of "That 70s Show", where Jacky gets Kelso to dress up like a woman... because it's glam or something like that.
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Posted 11 September 2005 - 09:23 AM

i have dressed fully in drag, and i dont know what the appeal is. its so cold, and the shoes are hard to walk in. its no fun at all, especially when its other girls that did it to you. my philosophy is, dress like god made you. dont try to be someone else.
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Posted 11 September 2005 - 04:46 PM

QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Sep 11 2005, 10:23 AM)
dress like god made you.


Do you mean that we have to be naked all the time?

And why did you wear drag?
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Posted 11 September 2005 - 05:09 PM

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"No matter what society does, it seems to remain a fixed fact that girls of about the age of seven are magnetically attracted to the color pink


Actually, it was nine.
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Posted 11 September 2005 - 07:49 PM

QUOTE (Icey @ Sep 10 2005, 08:15 PM)
I'm taller than you all. I'm 6'5"

And I'll weep if you're taller than me.


Wow, you're really that tall? I'm almost 6'.
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Posted 11 September 2005 - 09:52 PM

Icey, you are a solid twelve and a half inches taller than I am.
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Posted 11 September 2005 - 09:58 PM

Icey, you've only got me beat by about 4 in.
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Posted 11 September 2005 - 11:40 PM

Damn imperial units... speak in centimeters, people!

I'm 6', too.
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 07:23 AM

I can also say 195 cm

I like that better, since it's also my birthday.
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 11:02 AM

Huh?

You were born 195 days into the year, or what...?
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 04:52 PM

I stand at an imposing 5'7", 165 pounds.

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Posted 13 September 2005 - 09:53 AM

I believe Icey means his birthday is on the 19/5, that is the 19th of May, for those of you who write the date backwards.

I'm about 6'2", give or take. I'm not really sure. And it's odd, we use metric for everything except measuring a person's height. The height of everything else is in metric, but we still measure people's height in imperial.
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Posted 13 September 2005 - 10:08 AM

I am about 5'4" sometimes more, depending on the shoes I wear.

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Posted 13 September 2005 - 11:29 AM

Hehehehehe!
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