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#2281 User is offline   Laughlyn Icon

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Posted 06 June 2005 - 06:13 PM

Nope, he's a mormon, although the gay icon stuff is ruining his reputation.

Why do Pict's (a traditionally alcoholic social group) seem to think that Irish bars are something special?
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 06:19 PM

It's a sorry attempt at being cultural.

Peter the Unquestioning!?

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Posted 06 June 2005 - 07:49 PM

If your talking about yourself, no. You ask tons of questions.

Do I look fat in this?
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 08:22 PM

Yes, take it off and never wear it again. Burn it, in fact.

"Is this not a reasonable place to park?"
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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Posted 06 June 2005 - 08:32 PM

You seem to be not moving, and I've been shoving for the last half hour, so...

Where is the ham?
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 08:55 PM

I'm looking at one.

Want some pork?
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 09:17 PM

No, the fattys ate it all.

Have you been to Fat Chicks In Party Hats dot com lately?
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 11:33 PM

No.. I didnty even realize there was such a site.



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Posted 07 June 2005 - 01:13 AM

I can't answer that question without quoting Family Guy, and that joke has been quoted on here at least 3 times already. Damned dirty apes...

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 02:12 AM

Hooray for Santy Claus!

How long does it take alcohol to work its way out of your system?
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 02:37 AM

Serious answer: I hear it works at one unit an hour, so an hour per shot of rum usually.

Not-so-serious answer: The evening after the morning after, when you wake up at 6am, wonder where there's some flat Coke to drink, and why your head feels like its been hit with a sledgehammer. Until after lunchtime. Or at least thats how it seems to work for me.

Why does it feel like I blew out an eyeball this morning?
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 03:07 AM

Serious: because your blood pressure is temporarily elevated and so (is it your left eye?) your eye, which is surprisingly sensitive to quick blood pressure changes feels like its blown out - happens to yours truly all the time.

What kind of creator would have such a sick sense of humour as to create the hangover?
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 04:15 AM

One who believes that poison probably shouldn't be ingested.

People ask if you've found Jesus. Shouldn't they be asking who the hell lost him?
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 12:36 PM

Maybe he's not lost. Maybe he's hiding under your bed, just waiting until you fall asleep...

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 02:21 PM

You get Jesus!? That's a total ripoff, Gandalf and Dumbledor visit me at night...

Who visits YOU then?
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