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Tails
#1
Posted 19 August 2004 - 02:51 PM
Not that he doesn't deserve the 'Unappreciated Computer Game Character Of The Week' title, in fact, it's about damn time. But just for the record:
1) Tails is just a nickname, he's really called Miles Prower. Y'know, that popular Japanese name.
2) Supersonic can fly, or...at least hover just above the ground so falling probably wouldn't be too much of a problem for him.
3) I'm going to go and kill myself now.
1) Tails is just a nickname, he's really called Miles Prower. Y'know, that popular Japanese name.
2) Supersonic can fly, or...at least hover just above the ground so falling probably wouldn't be too much of a problem for him.
3) I'm going to go and kill myself now.
#2
Posted 19 August 2004 - 05:28 PM
Okay, Tails isn't his real name, but Sonic just decided to give him a lovely pet derogatory nickname instead. How nice. It must have happened in a drunken game of "Whoever can insult the deformed bloke the most, wins".
And just for the record: Supersonic is gay. Even if he could fly to the moon and back with a rocket designed to fit up his arsehole with a comfortable fit, he would still be uncool and gay - even more so, in fact.
And just for the record: Supersonic is gay. Even if he could fly to the moon and back with a rocket designed to fit up his arsehole with a comfortable fit, he would still be uncool and gay - even more so, in fact.
This post has been edited by Stalky: 19 August 2004 - 05:29 PM
#4
Posted 19 August 2004 - 08:25 PM
I knew full well when I posted that article that Tails' real name was Miles Prower. I intentionally didn't mention it so that I could (1) make a joke about insensitive parents and (2) see who would be the first tosser to point it out to me and assume I gave a shit.
This post has been edited by Yahtzee: 19 August 2004 - 08:26 PM
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#6
Posted 22 August 2004 - 12:38 PM
Oh, I get it, Miles Prower.
I played that game all the time when I was 10 (and I've still never gotten past the Oil Ocean Zone!), and I'm only just now getting that.
I always thought it was Miles [Proh'-er]. I thought it was just a kind of a normalish, cute, mild-mannered name.
I'm so disillusioned.
The neat thing, though, is that the stupid joke last name has to be upheld for all of Miles' relatives. I believe his dad is named Amadeus. Amadeus Prower. Like Amadeus... PER HOUR! Get it??!!
I played that game all the time when I was 10 (and I've still never gotten past the Oil Ocean Zone!), and I'm only just now getting that.
I always thought it was Miles [Proh'-er]. I thought it was just a kind of a normalish, cute, mild-mannered name.
I'm so disillusioned.
The neat thing, though, is that the stupid joke last name has to be upheld for all of Miles' relatives. I believe his dad is named Amadeus. Amadeus Prower. Like Amadeus... PER HOUR! Get it??!!
#8
Posted 23 August 2004 - 07:52 AM
I never got the Miles Prower thing either, but then again I belive in the metric system. It makes sense.
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#11
Posted 30 August 2004 - 02:36 PM
I think they were contractually obliged to include one annoying character per team in Sonic Heroes, to stop you liking it too much...
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