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Alice in Wonderland (2009) Blech.

#1 Gobbler

God damn it, Nappa.

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 08:10 AM

We recently sat down to watch Alice in Wonderland, which is meant to be a sequel to Alice in Wonderland, but not to be confused with said Alice in Wonderland.

... alright, this is really just a reality and sanity check for me here, but did this movie suck or what? I mean, fuck, pretty pictures yes, but awful story, awful acting (far as my untrained eye could tell) and absolutely no reason to ever watch it again, let alone justify the money spend on watching it.

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 12:15 AM

Roger that, I'll steer c;ear of this, though I'm puzzled how a Johnny Depp movie could suck that bad.

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Posted 10 January 2011 - 02:04 AM

I guess that was the producer's reasoning as well. I mean, I love good character portrayals as much as anyone does, but casting Johnny for every weird looking loony character? Doesn't work.

Well, doesn't always work... I'll still go and even pay to see his live-action SpongeBob performance.

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