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Posted 23 January 2008 - 04:52 PM

I have some sheer awesomeness to share with you guys/gals:

The 401K retirement account I didn't want to set up but had to anyway for a job I had two summers ago, which was initially for 358$ and change a month ago, but has since lost money and is down to 317$ and change, will be taxed twenty percent for federal income taxes, and I will probably be charged 50$ because I'm withdrawing my meager amount of previously withheld earnings before the age of 59. So that means that I will probably end up only getting about two hundred three dollars back. Isn't that great?!

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Posted 23 January 2008 - 06:03 PM

Slade, that's nothing... I got a letter that said that if I retired today I could get $20-ish from social security. Woo. I'll be working until I'm 100.
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 06:27 PM

Or you could invest in a retirement plan that rises and falls based upon world markets! The choices, huh?
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 06:34 PM

I think I'll stick with action figures.

Our retirement guy asked me what I was doing to plan for my future. He was less than pleased when I told him that purchasing toys was my only strategy. I giggled with glee.
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 07:52 PM

Aren't plecos considered the 'rats of the sea'? Then how the hell did the one in my aquarium die, belly up at the bottom of the tank? I suspect the other fish of homicide.
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 06:16 AM

Clearly, you didn't drop enough trash in your tank to keep it well fed.
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 08:46 PM

[raa raa raa some relationship crap you don't want to hear]

Also, I keep getting sore throats when I lie doen and talk on the phone. Like things that live further down are trying to escape.

Also, my driving test is in a month and 14 days, on my birthday. At this rate, its not likely to be worth it, but if I pull it off... well, I've already got my first car, and the proverbial phat sound system, so the skies the limit.
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 12:16 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Jan 31 2008, 08:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also, my driving test is in a month and 14 days, on my birthday. At this rate, its not likely to be worth it, but if I pull it off... well, I've already got my first car, and the proverbial phat sound system, so the skies the limit.


Good luck with it. I'm doing mine over the summer, even though I won't really need a license in Toronto.
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Posted 10 February 2008 - 05:42 PM

Continued from Rejoicing Thread.

So having decided to redo Less Is More (my one time waste of bandwidth), based on an awesome hosting company, I sign up, and find they don't do .co.uk sites. Which kinda thumps bollocks, since both LiM and the other site I was going to host were both .co.uk. Waste of time really. Anyone got some completly, no strings attached webspace they wouldn't mind loaning to me?
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:06 AM

DP, I know, but this is a good one.

My girlfriend just called me, thanking me for the nice Valentines present I sent her.

I haven't even bought it yet, let alone sent it.

She's delighted, I'm freaked the fuck out. Its apparently in my writing as well.
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 12:09 PM

Casual, stop screwing with Chyld's present and your own past!

Complaint: Blargh. Every school in the area is closed but the one that usually closes (all of this due to a windchill of -25 degrees), and we're also the only school that is closed but has to have staff report. Also, some of the teachers apparently got messages telling them to report AND not to report. I just wish there'd be some consistency. Let everybody go, or everybody stay home, you know?
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 04:23 PM

Not nessersarily a false alarm on my one, but not strictly a panic alarm either, its from another guy who's head over heels for her, who wanted hsi thing to be from the guy she loved. Wonderfully sweet, but I'd prefer a warning before firing off my paranoia glands, really.

In that case, I've had a nasty cough for a week or two now.
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 04:30 PM

That's... creepy. Chyld, I'd keep an eye on that one, if I were you... ermm.gif

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 07:00 PM

The dude's either a creepy obsessive or he's trying to poach her. Either way, don't pull any punches.

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 10:41 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Feb 12 2008, 08:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not nessersarily a false alarm on my one, but not strictly a panic alarm either, its from another guy who's head over heels for her, who wanted hsi thing to be from the guy she loved. Wonderfully sweet, but I'd prefer a warning before firing off my paranoia glands, really.


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