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Outrageous Claims To Fame Another stupid game

#16 Heccubus

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 12:31 AM

I once ate an iPod piece by piece, induced vomiting, and threw up the iPod completely reassembled.

#17 Mirithorn

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 08:45 AM

There is no long term project I can't finish in two hours if I'm tired and desperate enough.

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

#18 Al Creed

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 11:31 AM

I was the one who convinced George Lucas that he really should make a Howard The Duck movie.

#19 Deepsycher

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 12:21 PM

I was the one who put many smartly dressed people on lengthy hospital visits by putting superglue and hot chilli peppers on the schools's toilet seats.

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#20 Chyld

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 07:45 PM

Each and every example of tentacle hentai was inspired by the time I lost my virginity.

Also, my girlfriend invented spoons.

When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish

#21 Heccubus

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 11:48 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ May 28 2007, 08:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Each and every example of tentacle hentai was inspired by the time I lost my virginity.

Okay that one is just amazing.

#22 barend

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Posted 29 May 2007 - 12:00 AM

I killed amelia airheart, jimmy hoffa, and decided to call marylin munroe's bluff that she would kill herself if i left her...

unfortunatley she was serious.

but also very clingy.

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#23 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 29 May 2007 - 01:00 AM

QUOTE (Chyld @ May 28 2007, 07:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Each and every example of tentacle hentai was inspired by the time I lost my virginity.

Shame on you.

Check out my crappy drawings!

Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
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#24 Sailor Abbey

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Posted 29 May 2007 - 08:24 AM

QUOTE (Cyzyk @ May 26 2007, 01:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

When I was nine years old, I cut down a pair of full-grown trees with a rusty half-hatchet and a hacksaw blade, no handle.

That’s ok. I once cut down the mightiest tree in the wood with...

… A HERRING! *cue dramatic music and close up of my eyes*

I once swam the English Channel with 6 midgets on my back.

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#25 barend

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Posted 29 May 2007 - 08:09 PM

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ May 29 2007, 08:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

That’s ok. I once cut down the mightiest tree in the wood with...
… A HERRING! *cue dramatic music and close up of my eyes*

I once swam the English Channel with 6 midgets on my back.