Chefelf.com Night Life: H. Jon Benjamin & David Cross - Chefelf.com Night Life

Two celebs in one day... can it be true? Yes it can. Today I ran into H. Jon Benjamin and David Cross downtown. Actually I spotted them and then chose to run into the H. Jon Benjamin portion of the group.

"Excuse me, sir," I called out to Mr. Benjamin. He turned slowly, the sun catching the side of his beard andbringing to light the fact that he looked like he could be my twin French Canadian brother.

I took his hand in mine and shook it firmly. "I would just like to thank you for making me laugh, good sir... and making me learn what it means to be a man."

Mr. Benjamin nodded. "I know, son," he said as he walked off into Union Square park. "I know."

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Oh yeah, and I saw Michael Showalter a few weeks ago. We did not speak.

Did you really say that? Did he really say that??

That guy is so great.

I embelished a little. I did call him sir and I did shake his hand. That's gotta count for something.