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Happy Birthday Jordan!!!!

#1 civilian_number_two

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 01:47 AM

Hey man, party heavy 24 is the most important birthday of them all. After this it's over. So drink up, finish them exams and stuff, and start chasing them older women. You know you wanna.

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 03:25 AM

Happy Birthday and CakeZ!!!

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 04:54 AM

Happy Birthday. Make sure you enjoy yourself!

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 07:06 AM

Release the party demon! *celebrates*

Happy birthday!

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 08:20 AM

Happy birthday Jordan!

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 09:44 AM

Happy Birthday Jordan. Turn on the bright lights

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 10:12 AM

Happy birthday Jordan! And, if you come in here and only make a post that says 'lol' I will hurt you.

PRECIOUS VELIUS....

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 10:38 AM

Happy birthday and glad tidings to my favorite political opposite!

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 11:18 AM

Happy Birthday, Jordan! Hope you have a wonderful year, full of blessed abundance and God's grace.
Party hearty. WagZ!

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 02:27 PM

Happy 24th. Here is some imaginary birthday money. Now don't go and spend it all in one place

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#11 Jordan

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Posted 17 December 2005 - 08:23 PM

Thanks every one, it feels good to get a Happy B-day here. I'm 24 and still living with the folks and going to school. I know friends from high school that are married, working, a few are having kids!

I don't feel 24, look 24, or act 24. So really, am I 24?

The answer is yes, I am. I can feel the burden of responsiblity start to weigh on me. My mother is pushing me to get married, my father is pushing me out of the house, and my teachers are pushing me into academic probation (maybe, but probably not).

I feel like it is over. But I'm also excited!

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Posted 17 December 2005 - 08:59 PM

Hail to the king, baby!

And by that random evil dead quote I of course mean happy birthday Jordan!

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Posted 18 December 2005 - 12:42 AM

Happy late birthday!
Sorry, I didn't see this until today.

And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man! And we want to get loaded!

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 02:02 AM

Goodness gracious, great balls of twine!*

*Happy Birthday!

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 07:01 PM

QUOTE (Jordan @ Dec 17 2005, 08:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I don't feel 24, look 24, or act 24. So really, am I 24?

when you find you're self looking down the barrel of a gun called 'turning thirty' you'll swear that very dilema was only 2 days and 3 hours ago...

but happy birthday...