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#1 Mirithorn

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 08:56 AM

So, yar. It's a game where one person translates a quote that should be fairly well known into Japanese and back using an online translator, and other people try to guess what the original quote was.

Okay, to start-

I a little am shortage and the stout of the brown pot, there is my
mouth where is my handle here here. I everything sending the steam,
when being able, inquire about that I shout. Reverse me, pour.

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 09:05 AM

I'm a little teapot.

When I meet, but as for me the learner it was. Now I am master.

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QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)

If you will it, it is no dream.

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 10:43 AM

Its a Star Wars quote, Darth Vader to Obi Wan I think.

When entirely and it comes having those of the darkness, in order for those to find, one ring 1 ring which entirely, 1 ring controls those connects those

When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 11:04 AM

One ring to rule them all,
one ring to find them
one ring to something or other
and in the darkness bind them.

Lord of the Rings.

A certain something as for any my things is my ones, something which
is as for your is my ones, you must understand the fact that this is
not crime. The rotary back section one time line is not made to cross! The people come, that is time of the riot.

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 01:01 PM

What's mine is mine, what's yours is mine,
You must understand that this aint a crime
There's no going back once you cross the line
People come on it's riot time...

(And it's one ring to find them.)

As for 2 these roads that, as for me one which is travelled was taken
less with the wood. And that to be slow all could point to ugly time
in me.

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 01:11 PM

Two roads diverged in the woods and I took the one less traveled by, and that... That has made me late every damn time!

Ohio state I am lumberjack, it is good.
I work all night sleep, 1 Japan and China.

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 01:14 PM

Edit: Said something stupid.

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 02:14 PM

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day? I have no idea why there are countries in there....

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 09:42 PM

monte python lumberjack song...

One time it was cut off in orcs first being dark power, unreasonably you bending, you have known it made ruinous, it was normal to be the elf which is taken by terrible competition how it entered.

this thing is so off...

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 10:19 AM

Some LOTR quote, I'm sure. Or maybe barend's LOTR...

QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)

If you will it, it is no dream.

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 06:37 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Oct 16 2005, 09:42 PM)

One time it was cut off in orcs first being dark power, unreasonably you bending, you have known it made ruinous, it was normal to be the elf which is taken by terrible competition how it entered.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

would you believe...?

Saruman: Do you know how the orcs first came into being? They used to be elves once, taken by the dark forces; tortured, mutilated, a ruined and terrible race...

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 10:44 PM

I knew it was the quote about the orcs being tortured elves. I was just too lazy to reread the entire trilogy to find the exact quote.
One of my friends tried to argue with me about whether that quote existed. She won. I was beginning to think I had imagined it...

Wait... is it the quote about the tortured elves/orcs?

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 10:57 PM

I'm a little dubious about this translation, but here it is anyway:

There are no, ask any which the country of the ‚ hatchet can make because of the ‚ hatchet; Ask those which can make because of the country of the ‚ hatchet

Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter.
Yoda

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 11:06 PM

what the crap?

#15 Mirithorn

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Posted 18 October 2005 - 05:36 AM

Hatchet in this case may not actually mean hatchet. In the Japanese translater I use "phantom" translates as "illusion" for some reason.

Which is just stupid. I mean, if the menace were an illusion, it wouldn't be much of a menace, would it?