Chefelf.com Night Life: All posts by Zewb

I just found out that if you turn on bloody mess ...

Sorry, I simply can't read an image macro that doesn't use 72 pt Impact with a black stroke outline.

Who said I was being sarcastic?

OMG I love your games ben! THey are soooo scary and ...

Here's a fun one: Anal Cunt.

Good advice, josh; coke is running a bit dry in H-town. Btw, anyone who is interested in Yahtzee's childhood is a pedo.

... is off topic...but... Hey Zewb, where in Texas do you currently ...

You people remind me of the crowd of worshippers in Life of Brian.

In one state, if you are given the death penalty you ...

Maybe I'll post some audio when I get better at it. ...

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Apr 26 2007, 12:12 AM) I demand that ...

Piano, guitar, flute, none of them did it for me. But ...

Nah, not like Jim Fixx, I mean someone who stays perfectly ...

Sfon: TL;DR. Random thought: I think it's really funny when some health ...

I just watched the movie and I have to say that ...

Probably the only good thing Williams Street ever made was Space ...

... mean, I don't care how realistic you think these things ...

I could never sit through a full hour of ATHF sober, ...

One of these things is a C4 explosive device, and the ...

First of all, anyone who can't tell the difference between a ...

OH BOB SAGET!! You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a 2 hour SHIT for all I care!! PISS!!!!

Here's the deal. Look at the panel above yours and pick ...

And hopefully they aren't big, sweaty fat girl tits with nipples ...

I don't know why, but suddenly I feel as though I had crossed the line.