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Restlessness

Nope. Didn't quite work for me I'm afraid. I enjoyed ...

Those costumes, real horrorshow like.

It is worth going more or less in order, because there ...

Are you reading them in order? If not jump straight to Small Gods now!

Tell that to those who didn't make it onto the ark. Noah was a twat.

Frank Sinatra

... I finished with your mom, she had the best come-back" Told ...

Anyone who says mine aren't funny is a racist.

Dear Barend me old cock-a-leeky-mate-flap-sparrow-cockney-rhyming-bollocks, May I usurp you and direct Stan here..... Pie R square. Pie R nice too. Regards, U. Surper

148) You somehow find this on the internet...... Draw Me!

I don't know how the world will end, but I confidently predict it'll be sponsored by Apple.

Or.... 1. Become famous 2. Become really famous 3. Become so famous ...

I like this idea! Do The Streets.

... were doing so well, but I've got to step in ...

... I'll have no option but to physically re-arrange the continents ...

Many happy returns. When 38 years old I reach ..... and all that.

Speaking of ballet.... Is it possible to smoke a cigar without at ...

«Halleluja, it's a fat bastard.»

QUOTE (jariten @ Oct 20 2005, 04:58 AM)what does "foos" mean? More than one foo, obviously.

And I thought 'parasite' was what one loses when someone jabs a pencil in their eye. I'll be outside.

Its not JFK's "ask not" speech is it?! Edit: God knows where the hatchet comes in to that though.

I despise all these fashion diets and get-thin-quick schemes. Its only a matter of eating healthily and exercising. ...

The graffiti in the subway near wear I work: "Feed the hand that bites....." Profound statement or Pointless gibberish?

Eloquently put Sir. So who's going to be the first to tell us where that paraphrased explanation came from?