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I-i-i-i-i-i-i-iiiiii'ts............me. Hooray! I've had an extremely limited access to t'internet recently, due ...

Ah I have missed this thread. Complaint #How's Everyone Doing!?: The Return of the Pink Panther was not included on ...

So my girlfriend and I were having a lovely valentines’ evening. Nice meal at a Chinese restaurant, couple of drinks afterwards, ...

Happy Birthday Jordan. Turn on the bright lights

This is indeed great news! This evening I will have a beer in celebration. Then another Then another And so on........ Here's to Louis!

... game sucks. If it happens it happens. If not, fuck ...

That reminds me, must remember to get my Alien DVD back.

I'm guessing the thing Sime was referring to is relatively easy to pull off........ That's nob gag #500 I think.

... already on order so the money's gone, otherwise damn fine ...

You buy a new box of tissues, and then lose access to the internet. Oh, sweet irony!

... IV and V. Its like, a beautiful girlfriend who won't give ...

Hey Spoon, how's that peeing standing up thing working out for ...

Work Complaint: I have to hand in my notice at my current ...

My life is my blog. It is rarely updated and doesn't make sense when it is.

I expect you're wondering why that wall appears to have a fast-forward button.

Princess Leia.

... the 60's. If its any consolation you are experiencing a rare ...

... TV Cameras? He's watching you my friend, I guarentee you ...

... the photo myself. Actually that's a lie, I found it on ...

Well, human beings are, by nature, evil, bad and wrong. Therefore I believe they taste of Marmite.

I love Chris & Trilby. I see Chris as a character akin to Fry from ...

Probably like this........

Sending positive thoughts from across the pond. Hope Louis returns very soon!

QUOTE (floppydisk @ Nov 29 2005, 04:49 PM) Two complaints: 1. Someone ...

... put myself forward for a reading, I reckon it'd be ...