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Eh? When I was on that particular bender, I tried for ...

... 4 2006, 08:28 PM) I feel so hated right now... Quit ...

... just resized my avatar to take advantage of the new ...

... of the uncapitalised d rants made Otal's quote of the ...

CHECK OUT THE CAPITALISED D BITCHES!!! For the first time in my life, I feel funky. ...

I just thought of a good 'un. It probably won't do the "I swear to god I'm ...

My name is finally balanced! Yay! And I would have said thank you before ...

... the "d" in the word "dog" in my name is ...

Bloody hell! Congrats Slade! It's good to know that if I ...

... for the life of me I can't remember what I ...

... me think... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! Do you know what I just ...

Computer gags huh? 74. Sneak to someone elses computer, press the print screen button ...

Grandmaster Slade: pointing out blatant irony to the ignorant masses since 1909.

My last intoxicated thought was "Hey! If there's one thing the internet is lacking, it's a ...

Did this thing actually get published? When do I get my money? I am going ...

Actually, it's 39. Deepsycher used the same number twice. 40. Name your first-born ...

I have currently got a whore of a cold. Last night, do you know what happened when I sneezed? ...

I didn't mean physically addicted, I meant mentally addicted. As in "Shit, I'm running out of witty things to ...

... bought the Monty Python and the Holy Grail collectors edition ...

... wonder why there are so many fucking pricks in the ...

Imagine being force-fed dog food, premium steak and kibble. Now imagine someone shoving a starving rotweiller up your arse. Now ...

... permanant departure on the arrivals thread, It probably doesn't count ...

I've thought about it a lot...and I've decided. It would simply be too humiliating to stay on these ...

... whole thing was an acid inspired joke that went horribly ...

You're happy to see me? I thought that if anyone must hate me by now ...