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Happy thought: After drinking my five shots to no effect, I just drank four more. Hopefully that will do something.

I just drank five straight shots of rum in rapid succession, and am not entirely satisfied with the results.

Che Guevara is a terrorist who initiated fruitless revolutions that killed ...

QUOTE Thankfully they are only native to the United States. I ...

If I absolutely felt it was neccesary, I'd tear his throat ...

My life is full of drama at present, which is annoying.

I'd be willing to kill such a person, provided I had ...

I believe anything is a valid target for humor, at any ...

My orange juice is cold, and I'm going to become a psychotherapist.

Mirithorn: You mean Linda Park? Here PRT: Why are all women psycho?

I'm sick of people saying "I want to be tall." You know ...

I'd have cancelled my account and then scattered them around the ...

QUOTE (Dan_N_GameZ @ Jul 30 2007, 02:58 PM) I want to ...

QUOTE Last summer, Wichita Falls sued 15 members of the Varrio ...

Oh, only about 2000 years of the societies which are now ...

Actually, muscle mass has nothing to do with it. I can pass all their physicals easily; I'm just too skinny.

Speaking of job troubles. I'm too damn thin. Apparently permanantly. I've been ...

Coordination is a nice thing to have. I enjoy my life ...

To summarize a comment from an older female friend of mine, ...

Virtually all illegal drugs have deleterious effects on your brain. There's ...

Not quite as fast as my projectile vomit, which I used ...

Anthropomorphism is cheating.

And my point was, that which is natural for animals, is ...

QUOTE (Slade @ Jul 16 2007, 03:23 PM) Your case looks ...

I know mostly from a six-month research project that culminated in ...