Chefelf.com Night Life: All posts by Wayne

I think we found earth. I like it.

*high fives slade*

Then I might confuse her with the guitar.

Dr. Lecter, I was making a spelling joke. Ralph Nader was ...

Dr. Lecter, would the National Instute of Large Penis' be looking for a cure to your situation, by any chance?

Nobody gets python around here either... er... Slade's Girlfriend.

What does Thurston Moore mean when he says "See a falling snowgirl walking broadway"?

Agh! I listened to some Skillet in spanish class the other ...

According to the "Where are you going when you die" test, I've broken 9 of the commandments.

I'd be happy to hear of some decent christian bands, although ...

Its good to know that I'm not the only one who uses the word woo.

There are a lot of germs in the human mouth. And if you don't know what killed them...

Did you say "Everyone sucks alot more then him?" What about ...

I'm putting "Don't get molested by the next Jeffrey Dahmer" in my Will.

Crazy 'bout a mercury... Heehee, Alan Jackson is a motorhead.

Aha! Have you read the dune books Banned? EDIT: Dune Book, because ...

QUOTE The mainstream raped the goth scene, exposing 90% of goths ...

Allrighty then! Woke up at night, walked down the street, ...

NO! The aluminum might break the microwave!

Is this an open forum for poetry?

Mirithorn, I said NOT ENVIRONMENTALISM. I mean animal rights, like, they shouldn't be eaten or used in products testing.

You are standing outside Ikmin Castle, which contains the keys to ...

Zatoichi, just saw your last post. The touchy feeliness of vegetarianism ...

I'll check em out tommorow. The store probably has 'em. But XTC stays!

... gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it." ...