Chefelf.com Night Life: All posts by Wayne

ugh... bad memories. Noone believed me when I said a bug flew into my ear, until it crawled out! Ugh!

Haiku for Rabies Foaming at the mouth No form and no location my diagnosis... Oh, ...

I'm sure you don't like creed. I was making a joke. ...

Bleach was good. Listen to it. Nevermind is overproduced power pop. ...

I like nirvana more than I did 6 months ago. But ...

hahahahaha. that is all.

I hear they make pills to remove metabolites from your system, ...

Ha. Touche, my friend, the argument has effectively been nullified.

its all knotted with boils! Like a shillelagh!

At least Osama bombs for what he believes in. Bush just ...

Pro-choice. Prohibition of abortion doesn't work, it simply results in abortion becoming much more dangerous.

Osama? I was talking about Bush. And Tom DeLay, and various other conservative leaders who don't exactly practice what they preach.

... side of the story, and it would probably go like ...

I would say deep fried shrooms, but heat destroys psilocybin... shame.

Man, I was gonna get some belly washers, those drinks that ...

I guess it wouldn't be so bad if you kept it ...

Thats funny, but its no worse than Politicians advocating policies in ...

So last night, I was playing my first gig EVER at ...

I'm reading Catch-22. I tried reading it awhile back, but I ...

I think I've heard this one before. And while I'm at ...

I was expecting some twist in the story, like in that ...

I always like to have "the" or "A" or "I" get ...

57.Make the most offensive comments possible in the guise of cuteness. ...

Well, I hear Canada's drug laws are a lot more lax than the US's.

Voodoo dog, you can't become addicted to LSD. You develop a ...