Chefelf.com Night Life: All posts by K1NGWARREN

... apparently God no longer cares "what he does, good or ...

QUOTE Pat Robertson: God tells me it's Bush in a blowout Saturday, ...

Mr. Elf, I've had about enough of your Limp Bizkit bashing! You clearly don't understand the subtlty and nuance of such ...

Man, Al Gore must be spining in his grave. Out of envy.

... and arm." http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisla...linews-featured It's so sad to see yet another innocent moron ...

QUOTE FBI urges police to watch for people carrying almanacs Tuesday, December ...

QUOTE Son calls stunned parents after his funeral Sunday, December 28, 2003 OKLAHOMA ...

QUOTE 'Please don't sleep with Israelis' Wednesday, December 24, 2003 An Israeli company ...

QUOTE Man Chops Off Testicle in Dispute with Wife Tuesday, December 23, ...

No, I think that much alcohol dilutes one's blood-midichlorean content.

QUOTE A World Drinking Record Monday, December 22nd, 2003 RIGA, Latvia (Reuters) - ...

Wow, what a dumb p.r. stunt.

QUOTE Paris Hilton beats President Bush in ratings Friday, December 19, 2003 NEW ...

QUOTE Students offered vacation for sperm Thursday, December 18, 2003 CALGARY (CP) -- ...

Elfboy is just bitter because he can't tell if he's circumsised or not.

QUOTE Man Kills Self at Spot Where JFK Was Gunned Down Tuesday, ...

Yeah, with all the parents and stepparents I have, I could be a millionaire!

QUOTE Man Jailed for Declaring Parents Dead 40 Times Sunday December 14th, ...

I'd always suspected that Bill Gates was a secret Nazi!

QUOTE Web school teaches porn site how-to Friday, December 12th, 2003 There's money ...

go to google, type in "miserable failure" and click I'm Feeling Lucky.

QUOTE Man with Heroin in Ear Nabbed Questioning Police German police charged ...

I'm with Jordan on this one. When I worked for the US census I really didnt ...

... stands. http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/ar...rticleID=633160 So really what they're saying is that Norway is not ...

Go MM!