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I send out fanatical spies to infiltrate the student groups and turn its members against themselves.

... Well, if you bled for five straight days, you'd be ...

QUOTE (Cobnat @ Sep 10 2007, 09:11 PM) That song has ...

What? No Bond references, I swear!

Guys are better because they look better muscular.

Silly; when you're born, everyone has a figure. Guys don't spew blood from their nether-regions once a month.

Suddenly, I cry out, "Treason! Treason!" The armed guards outside my ...

QUOTE (Cobnat @ Sep 10 2007, 07:58 PM) Have you even ...

... PM) Girls are better than boys because boys sweat too ...

J m, you support Hezbollah? You silly floozling wombat. Edit: Please no direct insults, no ...

Do you feel your gender has certain shortcomings, then?

I will invite the senior cabinet members into my executive office and attempt to formerly broker an agreement with them.

So, what's your opinion on the topic, Deep?

... can do to ressurect her carreer would be to shoot ...

Hey, now; this is supposed to be intelligent debate!

Ah... all right, then. Well, I'll start: Sovereign Nation of Porchesia Lebanese Nocurs: 1 ...

Aww... how sweet! Although there were no such perks in my ...

I hate my disability.

It's Monday. Went the day well?

Same Chefelf-time, same Chefelf thread, am I right? Anyway, if no ...

QUOTE (Cobnat @ Sep 10 2007, 10:26 AM) I myself have ...

I'm sorry, I though you couldn't go to Cuba... or is it only Americans?

After further reflection, I've found I rather like the theme to ...

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Sep 10 2007, 06:10 PM) It's ...

Sounds a lot like Elvis, wouldn't you think? She's run her race; let the girl retire, eh?