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The entire plot of Episode I revolved around a trade dispute; ...

Not really, because I simply cannot connect the character we see ...

You thought the PT was the story of how the Republic ...

Just thought I'd drop by... though I never went away, really. I just don't post here all that much any more.

...except, of course, that this isn't true. Not only was Obi-Wan ...

I think it was the words 'The greedy Trade Federation' that ...

I believe the developers admitted that Bastila's look was modelled on Kate Beckinsale.

Just found an audio version of this Episode III parody script. Enjoy...

... that really bothered me in the 6th book was Dumbledore's ...

QUOTE (Darth Player @ Dec 2 2005, 05:19 AM) Some lines ...

The Empire was counting on the Rebels never having heard the 'Trojan Horse' story.

It was a joke, obviously (though I still think Rowling's books ...

This had occured to me in the past, but I'd never ...

Lucas angrily rejected claims that his new all-CGI versions of the OT looked 'unrealistic'.

The LotR article is very obviously a joke, so I imagine ...

QUOTE (WalkingCarpet @ Sep 30 2005, 10:07 AM) I've written a poem, ...

"Drop it, Lucas! Drop the tape and step AWAY from the Original Editions!" "No, no, we're just good friends. Really."

Anakin had no idea what he was getting into when he ...

The sight of a rip in her favourite outfit was too much for poor Padme. "We are the men in brown..."

"I just can't understand why the other Senators never seem to take me seriously." "Al-ways look on the briiiight si-ide of life..."

"You at the back! No slouching!"

... Sith, ladies and gentlemen. The Dark Lord o- OK, I'll stop ...

The Dark Lord of the Sith, ladies and gentlemen.

"You know, the sheer awfulness of this film is almost mesmerizing..." Amidala ...

Just a game, really. Judging which captions were 'best' would take far too much effort.