Chefelf.com Night Life: All posts by spacemonkey

fear mr flibble! hey, the bakery at my work uses smeg cookers! how cool?

and what about me?

hey xice man. good to hear you're still around. congrats on the baby and stuff.

i think it was sarcasm chris. i mean, SOME of these guys ...

QUOTE Its just like ordering a Russian bride. a very MOULDY Russian bride.

substitute the word 'dollar' for 'pound' as needed, for the desired ...

i have that pulse rate thing too. no one believes me. let's see. i also see hair.

amber: if we replace the kitten with a tarntula, it's still ...

Christopher Reeve died. I don't know if anyone else cares. BBC news

i've got a book somewhere that had a virtual reality game ...

who's to say that when you do jump off a building, ...

yeah, i didn't wanna say.

Sorry, I just found that hilarious.

ok, my last one wasn't as good. better idea: girl: damn he's ...

girl: how will we pay boy: ok, as planned - go dutch go dutch go dutch

the earlier C&Ts weren't as good as your other comic offerings ...

meh. i'm bumping this to pimp my stuff some. now featuring guesties from the likes of former fullyramblomatic updater chris smowton!

womenfolk be damned *jumps to the controls chyld left* he's kirby, he can take it *papow!*

at one point, he told a story about visiting earth in ...

only one i remember was mork.

is that a moomin?

joanie and chachi are characters from happy days. and not good ones.

QUOTE Hockey Mask, yes... Bladed Glove, Yes... Boomstick, Probably not... (06.02) Jason ...

Dave Gorman's style uses more blind idiocy though.

Caddyshack (springs to mind mostly because i've just had a conversation ...