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A funny thing happened... while I was dressing Otal in drag

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Posted 08 September 2005 - 12:25 AM

I think he's deified the soft drink. I can see hundreds of years from now people worshiping ancient soda machines...
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 02:11 AM

QUOTE (SithAvenger @ Sep 8 2005, 03:51 AM)
2.- Your brain has been affected by all the Mountain Dew.
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I've done drag before. But it wasn't as embaressing as the time I had to dress up a cow, and walk around promoting the school pantomime...
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 03:49 PM

First off: (*laughs long and hard, ranging from witch-like cackle to psychotic elf giggle*)

Second off: I think I'm dressing in drag every day; everything I own and wear are either from the men's department (damn stupid tight jeans) or *"unisex."

*According to my mother, that's still men's clothing.
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 03:53 PM

It's socially acceptable for you.
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 05:46 PM

are you complaining otal? wink.gif
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 06:00 PM

NO! well, maybe. I am complaining on the behalf of guys who do it cause they want to, not cause of a long forgotten deal.
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 07:17 PM

</slightly off topic>When I was about five, none of the girls wanted anyone to think they were girls, so they beat up boys and played with X-men, leaving a couple of boys to play with the dolls. Actually, I'm not quite sure whether any other girls played X-men, but I did. But as you get older, girls get less and less obsessed with hiding the fact that maybe they like pink just a teeny bit. And by ninth grade, they wear it publicly. And if you dress entirely in mens clothes, it is noticeable and you will experience social stigma. I do still think boys are worse off, though. <slightly off topic>
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 07:33 PM

You have said.
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Posted 10 September 2005 - 05:41 AM

The boy's played with dolls, aye Otal? tongue.gif

The closest I've done is wear a skirt, as we were doing a rendition of the "Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen" episode of Ren and Stimpy for a play. I was Ren. Incidentally, I still remember that song, and we did that back in 1996.
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Posted 10 September 2005 - 07:30 AM

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I didn't go to her school.
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Posted 10 September 2005 - 01:36 PM

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Sep 9 2005, 08:17 PM)
maybe they like pink just a teeny bit.


Don't be so sure, mygirl friend is 20. She hates pink. sad.gif

On a side note, I'm still 18. innocent.gif

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Posted 10 September 2005 - 03:45 PM

I'm taller than Mirithorn by about... What, 5 inches? I'm 5'8''
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Posted 10 September 2005 - 07:15 PM

I'm taller than you all. I'm 6'5"

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Posted 10 September 2005 - 10:20 PM

You're probably older than me too.
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Posted 11 September 2005 - 03:20 AM

You win, Mr Iceman, I'm only about 6'2", although that's usually augumented by large hiking boots.

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