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A funny thing happened... while I was dressing Otal in drag

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Posted 06 September 2005 - 08:34 PM

Long ago, Otal and I made an agreement- he would dress up in drag if I would. Problem is, that's really worse for him, given that I am, in fact, female. Anyway, I was fairly sure we would have my house to ourselves for at least two hours. I had heard from my father that he and my brother would be driving my new ride to school to my school to show her the way. But I heard wrong. They were actually going for a haircut. So while I thought I had two hours, I probably only had about forty-five minutes. Anyway, within a few minutes of my father's departure, I was busy picking out a skirt, girly-type shirt (he will probably be the only person ever to wear it) jewelry, bra, and plenty of tissues. I directed him to the bathroom to change, and waited. He emerged in a few minutes, complaining that he couldn't work out how to put on the skirt. I figured it out, eventually, and tried a couple of different hairstyles. Otal's hair is fairly long, but not long enough to do much with, and headbands are really a bad idea- they're for people who want to highlite a face, not draw attention away from the fact that the face's owner has a moustache and small beard. Makeup proved ineffective against the facial hair, so I settled for applying blush. As I was doing so, I looked up at his pink-covered face(he's much taller than me) and thought, "I have a friend who has agreed to letting me dress him in drag. You need a lot of trust to do that" I should have felt my heart being warmed, but all I really felt was an extraordinarily strong urge to laugh at him for being so incredibly stupid. It's not even as if I know how to apply makeup. I tried to do eyeshadow, too, but Otal was extremely resistant. Normally I would have just held him down and done it anyway, but when he was wearing a dress... well, it felt like hitting a girl. So I let him go, and it's a good thing, because a few seconds later I heard a thump, then someone yell my name. I shoved Otal unceremoniously into a closet, shoved a shirt into his hands, and ran outside to greet my father, carefully closing the door behind me. "I'd rather the door were open," he said, and I nodded, and left it firmly shut. A few minutes later, I came in, expecting to find him already changed. What I didn't know was that my younger brother was with me. He yanked open the closet door to find Otal in a striped pink bra and skirt. The first thing he did was laugh himself silly. The second thing was to say, "How much will you pay me not to tell?"

"Two dollars," I said. He shook his head.

"Not enough!"

"Ten dollars!" Otal said, like he was at an auction. My brother thankfully accepted this. I swear the kid will be in the mafia when he grows up. Otal ran after him, after putting on the rest of his clothes.

"I need to stop him telling your dad," he said, when I stopped him.

Problem is, our parents seem to think that there is only one thing a teenage girl and boy could possibly want to do together. It somehow seemed unfair that we were being suspected of doing something we did not do. Too bad our parents don't quite see it that way. Mine would, upon discovering that I had been dressing Otal in a skirt, probably send him home and forbid me to go within 500 yards of me ever again. I suspect his would blame me for taking advantage of their innocent child. So, all in all, it's a good thing that my brother is dependable. Or his greed is. Same thing.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 06 September 2005 - 08:38 PM

You know, I will really suffer for this. Oh, and you forgot the fact that I wear a open button down shirt, and a humorous T-shirt under it. You gave me the button down, but NOT THE OTHER SHIRT!

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Posted 06 September 2005 - 08:57 PM

Must... contain... laugh.......

MUAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!! (sorry, couldn't help it)

Great story, you two... you made my day smile.gif

I dressed once as a girl too, for a disguise party... I had to put on some of my grandmother's clothes, because she was the only one big enough for me to use her dresses. Anyway, we were four or five boys disguised as girls and we were totally prepared to be seen, so that kind of kills my story...
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 09:00 PM

Yeah, not much of a comparison there. People were expecting you.

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Posted 06 September 2005 - 09:00 PM

ermm.gif The question is, can he be taken seriously anymore? biggrin.gif

edit: referring to Otal

Hmm ... I wonder if this would be an awsome idea to do with my girlfriend. Have her dress me in drag. It wouldn't be too bad, she doesn't have nearly any girly stuff.

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Posted 07 September 2005 - 05:47 AM

Yup. But I made that comment before he made that part of his siggy, so I can argue that at the time, I was in fact the only person who visited his blog.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 07 September 2005 - 08:54 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!








HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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Posted 07 September 2005 - 09:48 AM

Bad luck there. Though if a funny story can come out of it, all is not lost. But your goal is clear. Get Mirithorn's brother into drag, then get your $10 back!
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 10:47 AM

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The question is, can he be taken seriously anymore?



Could I ever be taken seriously?

Oh, and getting Soren in drag... Harder than it sounds.

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Posted 07 September 2005 - 03:36 PM

Otal, sorry about this....

Well, not really.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 03:57 PM

Meh, now I have to wait another week to get more trading cards.
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 04:27 PM

Why would i want my girlfriend to dress me in drag?

But Mountain dew did it once for the world fair. he got sniped for it though, until he disintegrated the sniper.
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 04:28 PM

Oh my GOD! What does Mountain Dew have to do with ANYTHING here!
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 07:10 PM

Meh. I'd dress in drag. *shrug*

I'd have threatened the kid with violence, not paid extortion.

And I really don't see this story as funny in the slightest...
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 10:51 PM

QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Sep 7 2005, 05:27 PM)
But Mountain dew did it once for the world fair. he got sniped for it though, until he disintegrated the sniper.


I've only got two reasons of why you wrote all this mounatin dewiness:

1.- You have a commander nicknamed Mountain Dew that commands you

or

2.- Your brain has been affected by all the Mountain Dew.
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