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A-hole threatens princess yummyboobs! 08:25:05 (but it's really important)

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 06:26 PM

QUOTE (Coco @ Aug 31 2005, 02:59 PM)


AKA Princess Madaline Nieuwstraten.
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Posted 31 August 2005 - 09:12 PM

You know it really is starting to get serious when American civilians start thinking they can behave like the government. Everyone says video games set a bad example but what about George Bush? He goes and tears ass around any country he pleases regardless of world opinion, and then we get people like Pat Roberts and Fred Phelps who think they can do the same and just off world leaders. I'm sure when they're being dragged out of the bell tower they occupied with heavy sniper rifles they'll be screaming.

"It's ok, we're Americans, we're on a crusade, you can't do this! You're terrorists! You're all terrorists! BLAMBABAGO!"

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Posted 01 September 2005 - 03:26 AM

I'm perfect for field-ops work. I know all the phrases;

"Dammit there's no time!"
"He's hiding something"
"We can't take that chance Sir"
"You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I WILL kill you"

Oh, and I can flare my nostrils on demand.
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Posted 03 September 2005 - 03:22 AM

I thought you said you can 'fire' your nostrils on demand, which is rather...disgusting.

I'm surprised that the Swede's would give him a visa at all, to be honest.
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Posted 03 September 2005 - 04:35 AM

I'm surprised that the US will let the bastard back in. He wrote some nonsensical rant celebrating hurricaine Katrina and filled it with stupid crap taken out of context from the old testament. He does get points for making up the word "fag-semen-rancid" though.

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Posted 03 September 2005 - 09:04 AM

Hello and thanks for your concern about the only reason to preserve our monarchy! Still, I think you go about handling this so called human wrongly. I think it is more effective to let him have a taste of his own medicine in reverse...
I am thinking of incarceration, but not in a cosy prejudice-filled prison, but in a real leather bar. Perhaps the kind of leather bar where Mike Tyson would be referred to as little princess and the word "no" would be unheard of. Isn' t it time for this so called minister to give something back to the gay community?
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Posted 03 September 2005 - 01:15 PM

Bah. As much fun as it is to think up scenarios of torture, this guy and his little commnity ought to get the Jim Jones treatment. Send in a wet team and just wipe them all out. One week in the news, to announce how an entire parish committed mass suicide to escape the evils of the world, and then the whole thing would be forgotten. whistling.gif
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Posted 03 September 2005 - 09:49 PM

Exactly how religious right do you have to be when you're calling for the death of George Bush because he dosnt fit with your ideals? I don't think that sort of political philosophy is even covered on Rossiter's spectrum.

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Posted 04 September 2005 - 08:20 AM

QUOTE (ForceHippo @ Sep 3 2005, 02:04 PM)
Hello and thanks for your concern about the only reason to preserve our monarchy!


Do you mean Princess Madeleine or crazy Baptist ministers?
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Posted 04 September 2005 - 11:34 AM

biggrin.gif Well played.

And of course, as nice as it is to wish that the gov't would discritely take out the assholes, they'd surely take out everybody they didn't like once that started happening, instead of only the people who go out of their way to commit thoughtcrime.
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Posted 04 September 2005 - 06:56 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Sep 3 2005, 04:35 AM)
I'm surprised that the US will let the bastard back in. He wrote some nonsensical rant celebrating hurricaine Katrina and filled it with stupid crap taken out of context from the old testament. He does get points for making up the word "fag-semen-rancid" though.


what bible is THIS guy reading?

he just seems to be chuffed evertime someone gets killed...
doesn't sound like someone who worships, let alone preaches on behalf of, the diety who said 'blessed are the meak', 'love thy neighbour', 'be like unto the chilren', 'turn the other cheek', 'judge not lest ye be judged', etc.



satanists are far nicer people then christians these days...
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Posted 05 September 2005 - 09:44 AM

Notice that his congregation are all related to him. Says a lot, really.
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Posted 05 September 2005 - 10:19 AM

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Kid: "But Dad, I'm too tired."

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Posted 05 September 2005 - 12:14 PM

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Posted 06 September 2005 - 12:12 AM

father: 'eat your vegitable'

kid: 'but they taste yucky'

father: 'oh... i see... you must be a FAGGOT!!!'

mother: 'oh steddy on dear...'

father: 'SILENCE WHORE!!!'
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