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Posted 14 July 2005 - 11:20 PM

QUOTE (Darth Player @ Jul 13 2005, 11:18 PM)
And Barend, I think Al Swearengen/Ian McShane should be inserted as the new Emperor/Palpatine:

ESB, the HBO Special Edition:

"What is thy bidding my master?"

"There's a disturbance in the Force you wheezing cocksucker that makes my head throb almost as bad as my dick did when I screwed my first hooker at the age of nine and got the worst case of the clap this side of the mighty Mississip....go get that cocksucker son of yours, Skywalker after you search your feelings, you woman, and get his cocksucking ass away from that gimp Yoda so we can turn him to suit our needs, now throw yourself off the balcony and remain on the ground till I tell you to move...."

"Yes, my master....


i see him as more of a yoda type...

YODA: [stands in his hut leaning back against a wall with longjohns on getting oral sex from yaddle whos head he is moving back and forth by grabbing her hair]

how did you get so fucking far eating that shit? here take a bag of fuckin dope and make sure you fucking take it. if you want to beat that heathen cocksucker vader to a bloody fucking pulp then your going to need more than advice from that fucking celestial obiwan!!!

fucking cocksucker, don't you think you're a bit young for this?

OBIWAN: was i any...

YODA: shut the fuck up!
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Posted 15 July 2005 - 12:39 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Jul 14 2005, 11:20 PM)
i see him as more of a yoda type...

YODA: [stands in his hut leaning back against a wall with longjohns on getting oral sex from yaddle whos head he is moving back and forth by grabbing her hair]

how did you get so fucking far eating that shit? here take a bag of fuckin dope and make sure you fucking take it. if you want to beat that heathen cocksucker vader to a bloody fucking pulp then your going to need more than advice from that fucking celestial obiwan!!!

fucking cocksucker, don't you think you're a bit young for this?

OBIWAN: was i any...

YODA: shut the fuck up!


He was nominated for an Emmy for Best Actor again yesterday, and with good reason.

As for "Thank You George" Thank You for cutting up the OT bit by successive bit from the good parts and inserting eye sore after eye sore, and thanks for rereleasing and reboxing the trilogy every now and then with very little worthwhile content.
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