Alternate ends for Jar-Jar an exercise
#17
Posted 05 July 2005 - 07:08 PM
A cool one would be:
Jar Jar would be flying alongside Obi and Ani in the initial sequence of RotS.
Then, one of the "R2, aim for the center eye!" droids would cling tenaciously to his ship and start drilling through the cockpit.
Because of some near cgi explosion, the droid would be thrown away from the ship.
We would see Jar Jar sighing in relief "Meesa thinka that was a-closa!"
Then the camera would pan to an outer view of the cockpit, where one would see a miniscule hole drilled by the little droid. A hole that just turned a little bigger while being focused on.
Jar Jar "Uh Oh!"
Then we would get a blatant rip-off of the "Alien - Resurection" scene where the final alien gets sucked out to tiny wincy bits of to space! Jar Jar being sucked out, body first, head last!
And just to make sure, while Jar Jar still could gurgle a few noises (with is irritating tongue slurping madly about), his ship would collapse onto the closing hangar door of Grievous' ship.
Now that would be nice!
Jar Jar would be flying alongside Obi and Ani in the initial sequence of RotS.
Then, one of the "R2, aim for the center eye!" droids would cling tenaciously to his ship and start drilling through the cockpit.
Because of some near cgi explosion, the droid would be thrown away from the ship.
We would see Jar Jar sighing in relief "Meesa thinka that was a-closa!"
Then the camera would pan to an outer view of the cockpit, where one would see a miniscule hole drilled by the little droid. A hole that just turned a little bigger while being focused on.
Jar Jar "Uh Oh!"
Then we would get a blatant rip-off of the "Alien - Resurection" scene where the final alien gets sucked out to tiny wincy bits of to space! Jar Jar being sucked out, body first, head last!
And just to make sure, while Jar Jar still could gurgle a few noises (with is irritating tongue slurping madly about), his ship would collapse onto the closing hangar door of Grievous' ship.
Now that would be nice!
"I prefer rationalism to atheism. The question of God and other objects-of-faith are outside reason and play no part in rationalism, thus you don't have to waste your time in either attacking or defending."
Isaac Asimov
Isaac Asimov
#21
Posted 06 July 2005 - 07:25 AM
QUOTE (SithAvenger @ Jul 6 2005, 09:16 AM)
Or just have him killed by Vader. Period.
Still, I like mine more.
"I prefer rationalism to atheism. The question of God and other objects-of-faith are outside reason and play no part in rationalism, thus you don't have to waste your time in either attacking or defending."
Isaac Asimov
Isaac Asimov
#23
Posted 06 July 2005 - 07:41 AM
QUOTE (WalkingCarpet @ Jul 6 2005, 12:27 PM)
A horrific thought just occured to me.
Imagine a version in which Jar Jar was the template for the clone army rather than Jango.
Anyone else shudder at that thought?
Imagine a version in which Jar Jar was the template for the clone army rather than Jango.
Anyone else shudder at that thought?
We'd have some major stepping in poop scenes going on!
"I prefer rationalism to atheism. The question of God and other objects-of-faith are outside reason and play no part in rationalism, thus you don't have to waste your time in either attacking or defending."
Isaac Asimov
Isaac Asimov
#26
Posted 11 July 2005 - 03:31 PM
In the parade at the end of TPM, Jar-Jar is unable to get his foot untangled from his stirrup. His steed panics, and Binks is dragged to death through the streets of Theed, showering Amidala's entourage with gore!
Another scenario to consider...imagine "General Jar-Jar" in the Battle of Geonosis! Just think of all the potential for bloody death!
Another scenario to consider...imagine "General Jar-Jar" in the Battle of Geonosis! Just think of all the potential for bloody death!
#29
Posted 12 July 2005 - 03:10 PM
The only satisfactory way (if however unlikely) for Jar Jar to die would be.....
To have him teleported though space and time into a WWII Japanese Prison camp where is is tortured to death...
or... into a horror movie like Texas Chainsaw....
or... even better yet, I would like to see him thrown into the stomach of a Sarlac to get digested slowly over 2 weeks.... yeah that would be good.
To have him teleported though space and time into a WWII Japanese Prison camp where is is tortured to death...
or... into a horror movie like Texas Chainsaw....
or... even better yet, I would like to see him thrown into the stomach of a Sarlac to get digested slowly over 2 weeks.... yeah that would be good.