Officer B learns Farsi

#1 Officer B

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Posted 29 June 2005 - 04:10 PM

Good heavens, what is happening to this discussion board! It's dying!

In an attempt to revive the glory days of the Friends of L&E message board, I offer the following:

Officer B learns Farsi!

I'm dating this totally hot Iranian chick, and she speaks Farsi. Which is hot. It's a hot language. Gentlemen, let me tell you, there is nothing hotter than a hot chick speaking a hot language.

You've never heard a woman scream "Oh god, penetrate me!" until you've heard in Farsi, which is something like "An mochem lech menorachim babo hachmoret!".

So, I'm gonna keep this message board up to date on my quest to learn Farsi. Where do you start? What's it like? What do you do when a bunch of Iranian people talk about you and think that you can't understand them? What does it sound like when a bunch of Iranian dudes kick your ass for confronting them about the things they said when they thought you couldn't understand them?

All of these questions, AND MORE, will be answered in:

Officer B learns Farsi!!!

#2 Hari Seldon

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Posted 29 June 2005 - 06:04 PM

QUOTE (Officer B @ Jun 29 2005, 09:10 PM)

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Can't wait for the counterpost...

"Hot iranian chick learns ENGLISH!"

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 01:51 AM

You know if you do learn Farsi you could get a pretty good job as a translator for the occupation forces in Afghanistan, or, eventually, Iran.

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#4 Officer B

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 03:33 PM

I must be honest, I do know one piece of Farsi already. The hot Iranian taught me:

"Azizam, man mochem tora babusem".

Which is:

"My darling, I would like to give you a kiss".

I encourage all bachelors out there to liberally use that phrase in the company of hot Iranian babes. It will get you as laid as the sheet on top of the Qaab in Mecca.