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#181 User is offline   barend Icon

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Posted 22 June 2005 - 01:43 AM

i was passing through the supreme court of NSW today, and now, thanks to the United States of Paranoia putting the rest of the world on high terrorist alert, we have metal detectors and x-ray machines at two entrances while the other two have been blocked...

i have to go in there like 4 times a day and today i said to the guards:
"you know what guy's.. i'm sick of this crap! i'm sick of emptying my pockets, and having everything i own maladjusted in there for most of the day as a result... you need those secuity screens from total recall..."

the guy tells me they've been made in europe, but the draw back is that it doesn't penetrate skin, so basically you see the person naked and and metal floating nearby...

to which i said: "let me guess... the dutch invented it right?"

he said yeah, how did you know?

and all i could do was simply confirm that as a dutchman, we're all perverts... and turn everything into some kind of nudy show!!!
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 03:08 AM

Hehe. Interesting story, barend, if not a little creepy. I don't want to be nekkidly x-rayed.
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 03:10 AM

Why is it that you have to go there so often?
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 11:03 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Jun 3 2005, 07:40 AM)
403 and 503 both work very well. biggrin.gif On underwear? That really sucks though, man...

For you not-quite-nerdy enough, 403 is access forbiddion, 503 is service unavailible.




as long as no-one is wearing a 411 ... happy.gif
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 12:02 PM

There's plenty that could be good, give this a combing over:

http://www.smartcomp...29r03/29r03.asp

402 and 413, for example... devil.gif
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 12:17 PM

To be fair any of those can be misconstrewed into innuendo, take 411 or 408 as an example.
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 01:22 PM

502 is just plain scary.

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#188 User is offline   Chyld Icon

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Posted 22 June 2005 - 02:34 PM

Which error message for it, though? devil.gif
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 04:35 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Jun 18 2005, 05:20 AM)
I gotta put a bounty on his head


Cue for me to be wheeled in frozen in carbonite I guess. sad.gif
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 04:45 PM

Bad Gateway Chyld, how creepy is that?
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 05:20 PM

Icey: "Service Temporarily Overloaded" is also pretty bad - or good, depending on how you look at it...

Laughlyn: Hey! Where you been at, man? People been crazy worried, thought you'd been scared off by something MC said.
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 05:47 PM

I like 410 - Gone. biggrin.gif

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Posted 22 June 2005 - 05:50 PM

Laughlyn's back! laugh.gif
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 05:54 PM

A short visit I'm afraid, the lack of nicotine in the bloodstream's still runs the risk of a unleasing the beast and and angry rant at some unsuspecting individual. I'll be back on the board more often when I'm sure I've got it all under control. By the state of the board and all the post racing that's been happening I'd say I took the right choice to take a time out whilst I quit smoking.

Although it never occured to any of you to just PM my KoL account?

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Posted 22 June 2005 - 05:56 PM

...

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