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Star Wars Fan Convention
91 Counter Arguments to Chef Elf's Thoughts
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 01:29 PM
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 06:35 PM
so we'll seize on the prostitution industry as well? 
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 01:00 PM
QUOTE (jariten @ Jun 10 2005, 01:43 AM)
Storm, lets have the rest of the reasons. you promised 91!
Ha ha....I need Chef to release more of his reasons before I can continue.
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 03:12 PM
QUOTE (Private Zod @ Jun 7 2005, 12:00 AM)
Because, you did not do your homework assignment between Episodes 2 AND 3 and read/watch all the Clone War cartoons, comics and novels that came out and explained Grievous's assault on Coruscant, how grievous came about, how anakin became a knight, Obiwan a general, etc 
Homework? That would be more like hard labor.
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 03:17 PM
QUOTE (Trigormike @ Jun 9 2005, 01:35 AM)
When Grievous' arms split I just thought 'Well, that's your contrived end of level boss Lucasarts.'
I agree with you... although it reminded me more of glorified can-opener.
Maybe they'll make some merchandise ones... For when you have a "grievous" need of opening a can.
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Posted 11 June 2005 - 04:47 AM
Wow, that was a very annoying thread.
Can't we all just get along?
Cut the chatter!
Stay on topic!
Can't we all just get along?
Cut the chatter!
Stay on topic!
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Posted 11 June 2005 - 09:22 AM
I think I may be the only person on the planet that was not totally offended by Grevious.
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Posted 11 June 2005 - 03:26 PM
QUOTE (Mnesymone @ Jun 7 2005, 12:42 AM)
Still, Artoo Detoo the spunky feisty battler could have easily taken the Jawas in Star Wars... just burn them and zap them and use his power saw
Except that at first they took him by surprise and used some sort of droid stunning weapon on him. Then they stuck a restraining bolt on him. So when exactlly would he have had a chance to fight back?
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Posted 11 June 2005 - 05:46 PM
QUOTE (Darth Badguy @ Jun 11 2005, 10:26 PM)
Except that at first they took him by surprise and used some sort of droid stunning weapon on him. Then they stuck a restraining bolt on him. So when exactlly would he have had a chance to fight back?
When Obi-Wan was distracted by Anakin telling him he wanted his son to have his lightsabre. Oh, wait. I must've dozed off at that bit.
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Posted 11 June 2005 - 07:28 PM
I think that Grevious cough is there to hint the viewer that he isnīt just a droid. I think itīs nice we donīt know why he coughs, i didnīt when i saw ROTS and i tought it added depth to the character, it made you think he went trough battles before etc...
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Posted 11 June 2005 - 08:57 PM
QUOTE (Trigormike @ Jun 11 2005, 06:46 PM)
When Obi-Wan was distracted by Anakin telling him he wanted his son to have his lightsabre. Oh, wait. I must've dozed off at that bit.
Why is this so hard for people to understand? Back when I first saw the OT, I figured the whole "your father wanted you to have this" line was part of Obi-wan's lie. And it was.
Sorry to deviate further from the topic.
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 12:13 AM
Back when I first saw the OT, I figured the whole "your father wanted you to have this" line was part of Obi-wan's lie. And it was.
Then it was just you... I never believed that, and I know MANY people who thought the same way. Obi-Wan did not become a liar until ROTJ....which is where Star Wars started to go downhill.
Turning Obi-Wan in to a liar was not a good move on Lucas' part, and to continue to do that is even worse.
Then it was just you... I never believed that, and I know MANY people who thought the same way. Obi-Wan did not become a liar until ROTJ....which is where Star Wars started to go downhill.
Turning Obi-Wan in to a liar was not a good move on Lucas' part, and to continue to do that is even worse.
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 03:06 AM
I cannot be the only one who figured that to be the case. It seems logical once you accept that Obi-wan is a pathological liar. I happen to know many people who always thought of it my way. And I know many more people who think it's a trivial point.
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I happen to know many people who always thought of it my way. And I know many more people who think it's a trivial point.It's all your fault, Cowboy. You're holding me back! *weak throw*