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Posted 10 June 2005 - 12:27 AM

i'd beat those fuckers up...
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 12:55 AM

Lets face it though, you'd beat a lot of people up.
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 01:10 AM

yep... pretty much....
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 03:48 AM

Interesting. You can have people take off their clothes and have sex with you when you're sixteen, but you can't have people take off their clothes and dance in front of you. Does this mean dancing has become more lewd than sex? ohmy.gif
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 12:07 PM

Actually, I think underage sex is illegal in the US. Or maybe it's only illegal when one person is over 18.
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 03:36 PM

Well, I know the age of consent is sixteen at least. Here, at least.
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 05:10 PM

That's GB, right? It's 18 in USA. It sucks here.
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 10:40 PM

No, I'm a Minnesotan, and it's sixteen here.
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Posted 11 June 2005 - 01:11 AM

QUOTE (floppydisk @ Jun 10 2005, 10:07 AM)
Actually, I think underage sex is illegal in the US. Or maybe it's only illegal when one person is over 18.


Adults (18+) having sex with minors (under 18) is illegal. But under 18 year olds having sex with themselves is not.
Never understood that bit....
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Posted 11 June 2005 - 05:24 AM

So what happens when you turn 18, but your gf/bf is still 17? Does it suddenly become illegal when it wasn't before?
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 09:58 AM

Yep. But if you're married it might not be. I don't know about that part.

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 06:39 PM

QUOTE (A Link to the Past @ Jun 10 2005, 03:48 AM)
Interesting. You can have people take off their clothes and have sex with you when you're sixteen, but you can't have people take off their clothes and dance in front of you. Does this mean dancing has become more lewd than sex? ohmy.gif


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no offense anyone from america...

but your country is stupid...


damn puritan bullshit...
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 08:13 PM

It's like footloose all over again. It wasn't just a bad 80's movie, IT WAS PROPHECY! ohmy.gif
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 12:27 AM

i think we should all break out into a late night abandoned warehouse angry dance!!!
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 01:38 AM

dancin and beatin people, thats the way to solve all the world's problems -- Barend style!

As opposed to how The Rock would do it -- Two By Four style!

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