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''No, I am your father'' fun board. Make fun of the most famous line ever...

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 09:28 PM

Welcome to the ''No, I am your father'' fun board. smile.gif

If you want you can post a parody of the scene that made this movie glorious. (Accept that without this scene ESB wouldn't be that good) Her¿s an example:

Vader: No, I am your father.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Vader: NOOOOOOOO!!!! His NO is better than mine!

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
Luke: He actually told me he was a whining brat that turned evil so he cut all his remaining limbs off and let's him burn horribly and then became Darth Vader.
Vader: You know, I had this great line but you screwed it....

Even my signature is a parody...

Feel free to post....
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 10:14 PM

laugh.gif Second one especially is good

And your sig does make sense. Technically, 3-PO is Luke's "brother" Gawd sometimes I hate Lucas angry.gif
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 10:23 PM

"He told me Enough! He told me You Killed my Mother!"


"uhNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 02:22 AM

QUOTE (SithAvenger @ Jun 8 2005, 12:28 PM)
If you want you can post a parody of the scene that made this movie glorious. (Accept that without this scene ESB wouldn't be that good)


Wow, way to be completely wrong. The movie was already great, every scene flawless and eminently enjoyable. ESB was already the best Star Wars film; this line made it even better.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 05:05 AM

Well I would post a parody but George already did with that DVD modification.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 05:57 PM

QUOTE (Harvey Globetrotter @ Jun 8 2005, 03:22 AM)
Wow, way to be completely wrong. The movie was already great, every scene flawless and eminently enjoyable. ESB was already the best Star Wars film; this line made it even better.


Yeah, I know that every scene was flawless, but ANH was flawless too. What made this stand out is that GOOD guys lose.

And here's another one:

Vader: (chops Luke hand) Obi-Wan never told you... Wait a minute, that was my former lightsaber, you idiot!!!!
Luke: That saber belonged to my father. Wait a minute then you....
Vader: Yes, I am your daddy.
Luke: Give me a hug, father!!!
Vader: (Kills Luke) I won't have a pussy as my son....

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Posted 08 June 2005 - 09:17 PM

VADER: obi wan never told you about your father...
LUKE: He told me enough, he told me he didn't like sand!
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LUKE: i hate you
VADER: you're breaking my heart!
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 09:33 PM

This is how it went down in another universe:

http://noooiamyourfather.ytmnd.com/
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 10:45 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Jun 8 2005, 10:17 PM)
VADER: obi wan never told you about your father...
LUKE: He told me enough, he told me he didn't like sand!
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LUKE: i hate you
VADER: you're breaking my heart!


Great as always Barend! biggrin.gif
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 09:31 PM

One thing - the false script page that was put up to avoid leaks had the line "Obi-Wan killed your father" and that's what Prowse said on set, Mark was told a few minutes before the shot... but the line 'Obi-Wan killed your father', though not as strong as "I am your father" is still pretty cool.

Edited to be consistent with the new prequels to this post.

This post has been edited by Mnesymone: 09 June 2005 - 09:32 PM

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Post icon  Posted 09 June 2005 - 11:29 PM

QUOTE (Mnesymone @ Jun 9 2005, 10:31 PM)
One thing - the false script page that was put up to avoid leaks had the line "Obi-Wan killed your father" and that's what Prowse said on set, Mark was told a few minutes before the shot... but the line 'Obi-Wan killed your father', though not as strong as "I am your father" is still pretty cool.

Edited to be consistent with the new prequels to this post.


Yeah. I think I heard that in the OT DVD bonus features.
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 08:36 AM

QUOTE (Giff @ Jun 8 2005, 09:33 PM)
This is how it went down in another universe:

http://noooiamyourfather.ytmnd.com/



I don't think I'll ever hear the NOOO without smiling.
I knew I liked it right from the start! smile.gif
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 09:13 AM

I've heard about the "Obi-Wan killed your father," and nowadays, I kind of wonder if that shouldn't have been the route to go....
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Battle for the Galaxy--read the "other Star Wars"

All I know is I haven't seen the real prequels yet.
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 11:20 AM

Well, it's GL's movie. He has every right to change it if he wants. wink.gif


but if it's going to improve it somehow, nah.
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 02:13 PM

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me he was a good friend, a great jedi and the best starfighter pilot in the galaxy!
Vader: Really? Obi-wan said all those nice things about me?
Luke: You?
Vader: What about Padme? Did he mention Padme?
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