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Russia invades "georegia," scaring rednecks I'm honestly surprised I didn't expect this.

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Posted 11 August 2008 - 10:38 PM

With no Crappy News topic about Russia's brilliantly-timed conflict with the republic of Georgia in which to post this, I had no choice but to create my own topic in which we all get to laugh at the funny rednecks.

A lot of people I talk to seem to think that this is a joke, but as someone who grew up in the American south, I remain convinced that this person is dead serious and very confused. As I said, I'm honestly surprised that I wasn't expecting this. And I'm positive that even if this particular instance of "I dont see them no where wats going on" is a joke, that somewhere in the state of Georgia, that scenario is actually playing out.

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This post has been edited by Itaritz: 11 August 2008 - 10:42 PM

When in doubt, plead sarcasm.


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Posted 12 August 2008 - 12:49 AM

I was wondering if someone was going to get that confused about this whole thing. Appearantly, this isn't confusion but actual FEAR!

Heh, it actually made someone worried... insane.
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 01:17 AM

They're after the peaches and onions!

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Posted 12 August 2008 - 04:25 AM

What the hell were they thinking that they could blitz Russian peacekeepers and get away with it? Now the Georgian president is whining about the "Russian aggressor" so he may rally NATO support. Unfortunately for him the NATO alliance is only good at bombing 2nd world countries which have had a 2-7 year long trade embargo put on them (i.e. Republika Srpska Krajina, Republika Srpska and Serbia) and not one of the most powerful military superpowers in the world (i.e. Russia.)
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 05:08 AM

Wow. Fascinating if that's the word I'm looking for. And if it's not, then it's lulz.

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Posted 12 August 2008 - 06:42 AM

Wars over. Georgian military is non existent and the Ossetians have complete autonomy/independence.


"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 02:52 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Aug 12 2008, 02:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
They're after the peaches and onions!


Oh and don't forget the pecans! "Them Russians is takin' our pecaaans! Get my shotgun boy!"
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 07:24 AM

Quick note: If you want a news story to go on the Crappy News, PM a link to it to me, barend, one of the head mods, or Cheffers himself.

Also, isn't there a topic on this in the Debate Club?
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 11:28 PM

I hardly see how there could be. It (was) safe enough to assume that no one was about to take the side of Vladimir "I'm not the president for life, I'm just the prime minister" Putin.

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 09:02 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Aug 14 2008, 02:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I hardly see how there could be. It (was) safe enough to assume that no one was about to take the side of Vladimir "I'm not the president for life, I'm just the prime minister" Putin.


So everyone here supports Saakashvili and his brutal crackdown on opposition in his country? And his blitzkrieg on Russian peacekeepers in Ossetia? And his unprovoked shelling of Tskhinvali? In any case...

QUOTE (Deucaon @ Aug 12 2008, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What the hell were they thinking that they could blitz Russian peacekeepers and get away with it? Now the Georgian president is whining about the "Russian aggressor" so he may rally NATO support. Unfortunately for him the NATO alliance is only good at bombing 2nd world countries which have had a 2-7 year long trade embargo put on them (i.e. Republika Srpska Krajina, Republika Srpska and Serbia) and not one of the most powerful military superpowers in the world (i.e. Russia.)

"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 04:07 PM

People from the south often have the unique quality of making me unsure whether I want to laugh or bang my head against a wall... mellow.gif

Also come on J m HofMarN are you really surprised Deucaon takes the Russian line? I suspected him as a red from the start. More to the point if us cheese eating liberals are on one side of a line you can expect him to be on the other. wink.gif
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So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 05:23 PM

"The Soviets went down to Georgia, they were looking for some souls to steal....Fire on the mountain, run boy run...the Soviets in the house of the Georgian sun...chicken in the breadpan picking out dough..granny does your dog bite?..no, child, no"
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 06:29 PM

QUOTE (mireaux7 @ Aug 15 2008, 06:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"The Soviets went down to Georgia, they were looking for some souls to steal....Fire on the mountain, run boy run...the Soviets in the house of the Georgian sun...chicken in the breadpan picking out dough..granny does your dog bite?..no, child, no"


Heh, took me a second time, but I got it, nice.
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 09:39 PM

But I'm a red and I'm not a fan of Russia's random invasions in the Caucasus either...

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 05:22 AM

QUOTE (Casual @ Aug 16 2008, 07:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also come on J m HofMarN are you really surprised Deucaon takes the Russian line? I suspected him as a red from the start. More to the point if us cheese eating liberals are on one side of a line you can expect him to be on the other. wink.gif


As far as I am concerned: Communism = "Enlightened" Slavery.

I support Russia as a matter of principle since Russia didn't start the war nor did it provoke Georgia and the Georgian military tried to sneak attack Russian forces while Putin was in China. Oh and...

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To ethnically cleanse South Ossetia of its Russian population. Two thousand Russian civilians were targeted and killed by the US-equipped and trained Georgian Army, and tens of thousands fled into Russia. Having achieved this goal, Saakashvili and his puppet-masters in Washington quickly called for a cease fire and a halt to “the Russian invasion.” The hope is that the Russian population will be afraid to return or can be prevented from returning, thus removing the secessionist threat.


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What must be the effect on US Intelligence services and the US military of Cheney’s propagandistic and irresponsible statement of US support for Georgia’s war crimes? Does anyone really believe that the CIA or any US intelligence service told the vice president that Russia opened the conflict with an invasion? Russian troops arrived in South Ossetia after thousands of Ossetians had been killed by the Georgian attack and after tens of thousands of Ossetians had fled into Russia to escape the Georgian attack. According to news reports, Russian forces have captured Americans who were with the Georgian troops directing their attack on civilians.


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Do the morons who comprise the Bush Regime really not understand that short of a surprise nuclear attack on Russia there is nothing whatsoever the US can do to Moscow?

The Bush Regime owns no Russian currency that it can dump. The Russians own US dollars.

The Bush Regime owns no Russian bonds that it can dump. The Russians own US bonds.

The US can cut Russia off from no energy supplies. Russia can cut America’s European allies off from energy.


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This post has been edited by Deucaon: 16 August 2008 - 05:24 AM

"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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