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Posted 15 February 2008 - 06:37 PM

Otal Nimrodi

You are being invaded by The Democracy Republic of Western Northland. With your attention diverted elsewhere and with the divided loyalties within the nation, the forces of T’DROWN have managed to make a ten kilometre incursion into your territory.

<<The Democracy Republic of Western Northland = T'DROWN>>

This post has been edited by Snake Logan: 15 February 2008 - 06:44 PM

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 07:25 PM

I wait for further developments.
We're whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales
And sing a whaling tune

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 08:29 PM

Hmm... I send an emissary to talk to the leader of the T'DROWN and negotiate to determine WHY Stenya's chosen people have been invaded.

In his entourage, and unbeknownst to him, I have an expert assassin, prepared to kill the emissary and frame the people of T'DROWN if the negotiations fail.
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 09:16 PM

Seeing as I have no intension of negotiating with terrorists, I have the emissary and his entourage decapitated, sending the bodies back to their master. I hence placing the heads on spikes, as a warning to anyone whom dares attack my nation.
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 09:43 PM

This is quite a beneficial development for Stenyala (but I don't tell the people that)

I make an announcement "That the time has come to forget about sects and cults. Because truly it must be said that we went to them in peace and they met us in war! We asked for no more than negotiation, and they have harmed a man on a holy mission of Stenya! The time has come for all true followers of the Great Hyena to take up arms and stand, shoulder to shoulder, against these invaders. We have done nothing to them! We attempted to negotiate peace, and see what we have been given! And when the tongue fails the claws must do its work. Defend your homes! Defend your families! And defend your God! For Stenya!"

I also have messengers sent to the international community pointing out that T'DROWN killed a peaceful diplomat.
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 10:39 PM

Rule changes!

I am getting rid of “Political leanings” and changing “Government type”.

New governments:

Anarchy*
Capitalist
Communist
Democracy
Dictatorship
Federal Government
Monarchy
Republic
Revolutionary Government*
Totalitarian State
Transitional*

*You can only get these type of governments under certain conditions.

I am also replacing “Social freedoms” and “Economic control” with “Bureaucracy”.

“Army policy” will be replaced by “Staff policy” and “Enlisted policy”.

“Foreign policy” and “Interventionist policy” are determined by your government choice but will otherwise be removed from the game.

Government type:
Anarchy
Capitalist
Communist
Democracy
Dictatorship
Federal Government
Monarchy
Republic
Revolutionary Government
Totalitarian State
Transitional

Bureaucracy:

Centralized
Semi Centralized
Semi Decentralized
Decentralized

Staff policy:

Professional
Semi Professional
Semi Conscripted
Conscripted

Enlisted policy:

Professional
Semi Professional
Semi Conscripted
Conscripted

Otal Nimrodi

Country Name: Stenyana
Ethnicity: Stenyalans
Currency: Stenyalan Dollars

Government Type: Dictatorship
Bureaucracy: Semi Decentralized
Staff Policy: Semi Conscripted
Enlisted Policy: Conscripted

Simperin' Fool

Country Name: Subversia
Ethnicity: Sicilian
Currency: IOUs

Government Type: Monarchy
Bureaucracy: Decentralized
Staff Policy: Professional
Enlisted Policy: Professional

Chyld

Country Name: The Kingdom of Putsum Tea-Ohn
Ethnicity: Upper Class English
Currency: Old English Pounds

Government Type: Monarchy
Bureaucracy: Semi Decentralized
Staff Policy: Professional
Enlisted Policy: Semi Professional

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Country: Indiana
Ethnicity: Indies
Currency: Joints

Government Type: Democracy
Bureaucracy: Semi Decentralized
Staff Policy: Professional
Enlisted Policy: Professional

Dr Lecter

Country Name: The Democracy Republic of Western Northland
Ethnicity: Master
Currency: Blood Dollars

Government Type: Totalitarian State
Bureaucracy: Semi Centralized
Staff Policy: Professional
Enlisted Policy: Semi Professional

QUOTE (Dr Lecter @ Feb 16 2008, 01:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Seeing as I have no intension of negotiating with terrorists, I have the emissary and his entourage decapitated, sending the bodies back to their master. I hence placing the heads on spikes, as a warning to anyone whom dares attack my nation.


Your ministers are afraid to speak out against this action. You are congratulated by many junior officers within the army that is currently within Stenyana. There is a small downside to your actions; the army of T’DROWN have taken it upon themselves to punish any partisan activity within the area they control in the same matter.

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Feb 16 2008, 01:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I make an announcement "That the time has come to forget about sects and cults. Because truly it must be said that we went to them in peace and they met us in war! We asked for no more than negotiation, and they have harmed a man on a holy mission of Stenya! The time has come for all true followers of the Great Hyena to take up arms and stand, shoulder to shoulder, against these invaders. We have done nothing to them! We attempted to negotiate peace, and see what we have been given! And when the tongue fails the claws must do its work. Defend your homes! Defend your families! And defend your God! For Stenya!"


News spreads about murder, pillaging and rape being committed by T’DROWN soldiers. This, combined with your rousing speech has caused the people and the army to see you as the undisputed leader of Stenyana.

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Feb 16 2008, 01:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I also have messengers sent to the international community pointing out that T'DROWN killed a peaceful diplomat.


There is no international community. There are only 5 active countries and it is up to the individual rulers to determine if they will officially condemn the actions of T’DROWN or not.

This post has been edited by Snake Logan: 15 February 2008 - 10:40 PM

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 12:55 AM

<Snake, please learn to spell my name correctly. That's twice.>

Seeing no response from the public, I continue to wait for no reason.
We're whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales
And sing a whaling tune

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 07:55 AM

This is great news, I meet with a few senior officers from the army and congratulate them, both on their well inacted defence of the realm, and their maintaining order in Stenyana. While there I inspect the troops, and give them a grand speech, thanking them for their valour, and that their nation, and their President are truly grateful.

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 11:04 AM

((Well, I just wanted those other five nations to know what happened.))

Alright. Have someone analyze the military tactics and experience of T'DROWN, and in the meantime, organize a group which will employ guerrilla tactics against forces of T'DROWN who are in our holy land.
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Posted 16 February 2008 - 11:18 AM

Because our enemy is known to use terrorism, being after all terrorists, my army is well equiped to fight them. I establish a network of informants within the areas controlled by the glourious army of T'DROWN. In order to encourage the locals to come forward with information about the terrorist scum, I use heavy propaganda to show their people that Stenya-Otal is a false phophet, and that by joining us, they can be saved.
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 05:00 PM

Government type:

Communist

Bureaucracy:

Semi Centralized

Staff policy:

Professional

Enlisted policy:

Semi Professional

Name: Comradde Hoffman
Government Name: Revolutionary Socialist state of Axilia RSA

I'm an interventionalist and want to aid other revolutionaries, so a big part of my foreign and military policy is to offer training and covert aid to groups that I believe mirror my country's ideals. I'll send out a cable to anyone in a state of war to see what the situation is and learn abotu the conflict to choose a side.

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 11:01 AM

Seeing as nothing is going on, I fund an RSSAR rebel leader whom has links to my great nation.
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Posted 24 February 2008 - 05:22 PM

Quite simply, all my plot points have dried up and mostly died. I need an event, possibly two.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 01:38 PM

Speaking of regime change, unless we get new events soon I'm going to have to invade the GM chair instead tongue.gif.
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Posted 28 February 2008 - 01:09 AM

I completely ignore the rebels demands for democracy or capitalism or whatever they want, and focus on the foreign funding, painting them as at best gangsters and at worst foreign invaders.

I ask my people to capture them alive, so they can be reeducated and confess that they work for none other than (insert name of Lecter's guy here). This will serve as a pretense for a war which I'm already preparing for while using the pathetic guerilla assault as training.

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