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Bond 
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 09:38 AM
Well, I don't know if my parents would let me...
You only live twice:
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And once when you look death in the face.
--Ian Fleming
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 09:45 AM
Just a quick question here...
Do they still wipe your ass for you, too?
Do they still wipe your ass for you, too?
My Let's Play of I Wanna Be The Guy! Do you have the balls?
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 09:49 AM
Don't be an *ss, Josh. 
I meant, I don't know if they would allow a game onto my computer. My sainted mother thinks everything I watch on YouTube increases risks for viruses, so you can see where this'd be headed if I tried to upload Chzo...
I meant, I don't know if they would allow a game onto my computer. My sainted mother thinks everything I watch on YouTube increases risks for viruses, so you can see where this'd be headed if I tried to upload Chzo...
You only live twice:
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And once when you look death in the face.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 09:52 AM
Balls on your mother, do it and BE A MAN.
Only real men download stuff their mother tells them not to.
Only real men download stuff their mother tells them not to.
<!--quoteo(post=174818:date=Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM:name=Cobnat)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Microsoft Sans Serif--><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 09:57 AM
I'd be punished, you know. My Internet'd be unplugged and history...
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
--Ian Fleming
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 10:05 AM
QUOTE (Bond @ Aug 10 2007, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't be an *ss, Josh.
What's an *ss? Is it from some language in Africa where you have to click your tongue to speak? 'Cause I don't talk like that.
Seriously -- if you don't play the games and read/watch the content, there is absolutely no reason for you to be in this forum. You may think I'm an ass, but from my point of view, you're a kid who is afraid he'll be paddled for playing an adventure game and has way too much time on his hands.
For someone who is deathly afraid of "TEH INTERWEBS!!!111eleven", your mom sure lets you spend a lot of time on this forum. Isn't she afraid of you getting pneumonia or some other virus just from being connected to a phone line? Why even have Internet access if she's going to be ignorant and fearful of it?
My Let's Play of I Wanna Be The Guy! Do you have the balls?
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The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
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The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 10:22 AM
Because what Mother doesn't know won't hurt her... 
Also, she's on eBay all the time, so she's being a bit hypocritical...
Also, she's on eBay all the time, so she's being a bit hypocritical...
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
--Ian Fleming
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 10:29 AM
You're being a bit hypocritical. First you tell us that you're scared to death of your mom finding out you were on the internet doing stuff, and then you tell us what she doesn't know won't hurt her.
My Let's Play of I Wanna Be The Guy! Do you have the balls?
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The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
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The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 10:46 AM
Dude, still...
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
--Ian Fleming
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 10:55 AM
Again, I'll ask you to just go away. Doesn't matter where - a hole, your nearest town.... anywhere but here.
You won't be missed, and we can easily find a spambot to fill your position.
You won't be missed, and we can easily find a spambot to fill your position.
<!--quoteo(post=174818:date=Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM:name=Cobnat)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Microsoft Sans Serif--><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 11:01 AM
But there's another thread I've got to start...
Look, I just want to be accepted, not condemned. I'm not actually trying to be annoying, like that MasterMind guy a couple of weeks back. Just lay off, please?
Look, I just want to be accepted, not condemned. I'm not actually trying to be annoying, like that MasterMind guy a couple of weeks back. Just lay off, please?
This post has been edited by Bond: 10 August 2007 - 11:19 AM
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 11:12 AM
It doesn't matter whether you're trying to be annoying or not. The fact is that you are.
I read in another post that you said you wanted us to help you become a better poster. I've seen many helpful tips thrown your way, even wrote a few of them myself. I haven't noticed you applying a single one to your writing style.
I'm not one to be easily provoked, and I was originally one of the more tolerant ones as far as you are concerned, but you haven't been listening to anything we've said. Therefore, there's no reason for us to read the shite that you vomit onto the forums every thirty seconds.
I read in another post that you said you wanted us to help you become a better poster. I've seen many helpful tips thrown your way, even wrote a few of them myself. I haven't noticed you applying a single one to your writing style.
I'm not one to be easily provoked, and I was originally one of the more tolerant ones as far as you are concerned, but you haven't been listening to anything we've said. Therefore, there's no reason for us to read the shite that you vomit onto the forums every thirty seconds.
My Let's Play of I Wanna Be The Guy! Do you have the balls?
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The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
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The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 11:21 AM
I do read your stuff. I've been taking my time with posting, relatively speaking...
Anyway, I'd like your help: I'm trying to write something, but I'm rather stuck in filling in the gaps. Could you, or any other users, lend a hand?
Anyway, I'd like your help: I'm trying to write something, but I'm rather stuck in filling in the gaps. Could you, or any other users, lend a hand?
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 11:40 AM
I'm not. I need help with writing something, and I'd like it to be (partially) a collaborative effort. Could you round up some of the Old Crowd to pitch in? 
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
--Ian Fleming