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My attempt at 5DAS novelization

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Posted 10 August 2007 - 02:41 AM

Really? Wow, I did not know that... blushing.gif
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 03:01 AM

Please drop the habit of telling us what you hadn't known about, it's a highway to getting on people's ignore lists, cf. Civ#2's post earlier.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 03:05 AM

Sorry. blushing.gif

So, out of the four games, which do you think would translate best into a novel? smile.gif
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 03:11 AM

I don't know if it could be novelised at all without major changes (also, bear in mind that Yahtzee made up the last two parts along the way, so 5DAS and 7DAS should include references to Chzo). I think they'd be better off as a collection of short stories built on each other instead of novels.

By the way, you might want to finally download and play the games, if you're thinking of discussing them.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 03:19 AM

Well, I only have a Windows 98, so that'll be little short of impossible until I receive my new computer... sad.gif
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 04:23 AM

Er...won't they run on 98?
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 05:10 AM

They should.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 05:11 AM

Not if you've the intelligence level of a squashed snail.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 05:26 AM

Ah yes, I was thinking of them running on 98 in theory, not being run by Bond in practice wink.gif

Oooh, there's a thought...if a novelisation were to be made (or the games redone), would they be retrofitted to be Chzo compatible? I mean, changing the original to make it make more sense with later stuff and all.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 05:39 AM

I think those guys who're doing the 3d remake have just that in mind. If a novelisation would be made (either by Yahtzee (who knows?) or someone else) it goes without saying it has to be Chzo-compatible, since that's what the whole saga revolves around now.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 06:03 AM

QUOTE (Bond @ Aug 10 2007, 03:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, I only have a Windows 98, so that'll be little short of impossible until I receive my new computer... sad.gif


Okay, granted I am running XP. But that's the only good thing. You want to know the rest of my specs? 722 mHz Celeron processor, 256 mb of RAM and an NVIDIA GeForce 5200 card. So basically my computer is a fucking doorstop. Now if I can run through the entire Chzo Mythos series/quadrilogy/what the fuck ever in a few hours then what's your problem? I actually played 5DAS on my old machine, which was running 95 and was only any good for RM2K and hentai games so horrifically old that even the interfaces were pixelated. So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 06:54 AM

QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 12:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?

This actually made me laugh out loud.... you win, Legion!
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 06:56 AM

I don't think he even tried to run it.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 08:15 AM

QUOTE (David-kyo @ Aug 10 2007, 05:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If a novelisation would be made (either by Yahtzee (who knows?) or someone else) it goes without saying it has to be Chzo-compatible, since that's what the whole saga revolves around now.


Hmmm, reminds me of another epic saga... wink.gif
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 08:50 AM

Bond, I'm noticing a pattern here. You are in the FullyRamblomatic forums without knowing what it is. You comment in the "Chzo Mythos top 50 Indie Games" thread to say it should be in the top 5 when you've never played it.

Ignorance is NOT bliss. Get off your lazy butt and fire up the games. Yes, they will run on your computer. Yes, if you have TROUBLE getting them to run, private message me and I will help you. Please be clear about what your problem is and don't do the following:

"I tried to get it to run but it won't. unsure.gif "

Then, when you've beaten all four games, you can come back to the forums. Time to get educated, kid.
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