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#181 Cobnat

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 04:54 PM

QUOTE (Dan_N_GameZ @ Aug 4 2007, 01:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Actually, I've seen sex scenes ever since the age of 6-7, when my parents were watching movies and there weren't any ratings or censors... I felt something move down south, but I never could understand it...

I don't remember much about that period, I probably was walking around with a massive erection without me even noticing...

Danny… STFU! None of us want to hear about your pre-puberty sexual experiences.

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#182 Bond

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 05:24 PM

Yeah, this is all pretty much spamming.

So, my post count... I think I'll ease off on that, shall I?

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#183 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 05:24 PM

EDIT: Never mind. I don't even want to bring it up now. But the point is, it beats your stories hands down.

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#184 Bond

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 05:38 PM

Suuure it does...

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And once when you look death in the face.

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#185 Dan_N_GameZ

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 05:45 PM

And you're a weird teen... What childhood did you have?

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"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)

Quoting other forumers in your signature seems to be the latest craze around here...

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#186 Bond

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 05:51 PM

One full of operations and seclusion.

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#187 Cobnat

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 05:52 PM

QUOTE (Dan_N_GameZ @ Aug 4 2007, 02:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

And you're a weird teen... What childhood did you have?

Me or Bond?

Damnit people, use quantitation’s!

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 05:53 PM

QUOTE (Bond @ Aug 4 2007, 05:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Suuure it does...

Yes. It does.

Check out my crappy drawings!

Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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#189 Dan_N_GameZ

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 05:55 PM

Bond, Cobnat. I meant Bond.

Well, Bond, here's a little advice for you:

Screw how your parents raised you, make your own life now!

"Oh, my god, is that possible?" you ask?

Yes it is...

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 05:57 PM

Erm, that reminds me a bit of Number Six, but I'm not in the best condition to "make my life my own". I mean, I can't even drive a car...

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 06:34 PM

Does that really matter?

My family doesn't have a car!

And yet, with friends and someone who loves to me, it really doesn't matter. Maybe I'm lucky, but I didn't just sit on my arse...

That's what you're doing...

#192 Bond

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 06:39 PM

I don't just sit on my arse, Dan. For your information, I like to read and write; I find it very fulfilling.

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#193 Cobnat

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 06:42 PM

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In Romania, car drives you!
In Romania, ass sits on you!

#194 Dan_N_GameZ

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 06:43 PM

Yes, Bond, don't you dare insinuate that I don't like reading or writing...

But don't you just think it would be more fun to get together with your friends for a beer to discuss a book?

Or maybe to write to your girlfriend?

Huh?

#195 Bond

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 06:45 PM

I don't have a girlfriend, and I'm underage. I wouldn't dare break the law...

Besides, discussing a book while drinking beer?

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