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Your name is Grigori Rasputin? But he didn't really drown in a lake...

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Posted 14 April 2007 - 01:45 AM

I thought this might be interesting to mention, considering where Mr. Y comes from. Rasputin, according to the recently unearthed coroners report, didn't really drown. His body was dumped in the water after being shot a few times. What's really interesting is that the bullets plucked out of him weren't Russian, they were British issue bullets. Allegedly someone working for the forerunner of MI6 offed the old mystic because of his stance against Russian involvement in WW1 and his dismissal of ministers friendly to England.

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Posted 14 April 2007 - 03:58 PM

Now that is very interesting. All this time I've been reading textbooks that said Russian nobility or ministers conspired against him, but it turns out we offed him all along.
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Posted 14 April 2007 - 05:10 PM

Hope nobody looks at the administration and connects the dots.
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Posted 15 April 2007 - 12:11 AM

Isn't it possible that
British Bullets were used as set up?
It's very easy to believe and

understand that the Russian ministers

or whateverdidn't want to
answer the queen who was
in close with Rasputin.

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Posted 15 April 2007 - 10:19 AM

Then why did they all boast about the fact that they were GOING to kill Rasputin, and then that they had.
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Posted 15 April 2007 - 06:46 PM

God I wish I cared more about modern history. Love that phrase. Modern history. Like seriously...
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Posted 15 April 2007 - 09:59 PM

Heh, that's great... only took them around 90 years to solve that one...
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Posted 16 April 2007 - 11:40 AM

He was shot, poisoned and beaten before he got up and choked someone against the wall, before running out of the house and into the street, where he was shot down.

They then wrapped him in a carpet and threw him in the water.

He was found frozen underwater near the shore trying to get out.

Official cause of death: Drowning, as he had survived all the other methods, which makes him "hardcore lol"
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Posted 16 April 2007 - 02:15 PM

QUOTE (Tek @ Apr 17 2007, 02:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He was shot, poisoned and beaten before he got up and choked someone against the wall, before running out of the house and into the street, where he was shot down.

They then wrapped him in a carpet and threw him in the water.

He was found frozen underwater near the shore trying to get out.

Official cause of death: Drowning, as he had survived all the other methods, which makes him "hardcore lol"


Maybe he was a lepper?
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Posted 16 April 2007 - 06:02 PM

I always knew he'd been shot, because of that disco song by Boney M.
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Posted 17 April 2007 - 06:22 AM

I find it very hilarious that you're taking one of the stupidest posts Yahtzee has ever made, and are arguing about it like it's serious. Why don't we discuss the line, "You are not on fire" and argue over how one being 'not on fire' is not grounds for not drowning! It's such a great plan!
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Posted 17 April 2007 - 08:53 AM

QUOTE (arien @ Apr 17 2007, 09:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I find it very hilarious that you're taking one of the stupidest posts Yahtzee has ever made, and are arguing about it like it's serious. Why don't we discuss the line, "You are not on fire" and argue over how one being 'not on fire' is not grounds for not drowning! It's such a great plan!


You, sir, are a fool.
We get that is not serious. That's why no one questioned the others. What's being talked about is that someone thought Grigori Rasputin didn't drown in a frozen lake, which would ruin the meaning of Yhatzee's joke.
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Posted 17 April 2007 - 12:21 PM

I didn't even know this was related to Yahtzee's site. I just saw a topic in Chefelf's forums.

So apparently there's some joke about Rasputin, you say? I hear he was shot.

"Rah Rah Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen,
They didn't quit; they wanted his head!
Rah Rah Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine*,
And so they shot him 'till he was dead!"

Oh, those Russians.


*In the tradition of "World's Greatest Grandpa," I think "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" would make a great t-shirt.
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Posted 17 April 2007 - 02:47 PM

All i know is that
Rasputin was straight up evil
and misleading
so i guess as far
as the Russians
(and where many other
peoples are concerned)
you just destroy those you don't like.
Shoot 'em, Drown 'em, Stab'em,
Stone 'em Biblical style or Stick 'em in a stew
It's all good

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:09 AM

Ahhhh now I get it... I just read his update...

Haha, I get jokes... ummm... huh.gif
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